meh

Why? - Dumb Hummer #
Serge Gainsbourg - Initals B.B.
Medeski Martin & Wood - I Wanna Ride You

The Flaming Lips -There You Are - Jesus Song No. 7
The Business - Do Anything You Wanna Do
Billy Bragg - The Marching Song of the Covert Battallions

Velvetron - Snoozebar #
R.E.M. - I Walked with a Zombie (Roky Erikson cover from Where the Pyramid Meets the Eye)
Butthole Surfers - Earthquakes (Roky Erikson cover from Where the Pyramid Meets the Eye)
zZz - Ecstacy #

Howe Gelb - Neon Filler#
Two Gallants - 16th St. Dozens #
The White Stripes - Red Bowling Ball Ruth

Slayer - Mandatory Suicide
Dengue Fever - 1000 Tears of a Tarantula
Talking Heads - Crosseyed & Painless

Bunny Brains - Mr. Tommy (Poor henry Style)
the Bad Plus - Anthem for the Earnest
Antipop Consortium - Ghostlawns
Voices & Organs - Idle Words #2 #

Love and Rockets - It Could Be Sunshine
Sondre Lerche - You Sure Look Swell #!
Jel - All Day Breakfast

Delia Gonzalez & Gavin Russom - 13 Moons

Don't Tell Me I Look Like I need Rest, it Throws Me Off and Makes Me Feel Bad

Ghostigital - Good Morning
Chris D/Divine Horsemen - Heat from the Sun
The Residents - Lord, It's Lonely/ The Knife Fight

Fred Frith/Tom Cora - It's Fine !
White Flag - Middle Class Hell
Jody Foster's Army - Charlie Brown/ I want
The Fall - Smile (from Speed Trials)

Beastie Boys - Egg Raid on a Mojo (from Speed Trials)
Itals - Jah Glory (from Calling All Rastafari)
Yellowman - Wreck a Pum Pum

Samhain - I am Misery
Roomfull of Blues - Dressed to Get Messed Up
SVDB - Chain Reaction
Shattered Faith - Rise & Fall
Anne Waldman - Uh Oh Plutonium (from Better an Old Demon Than a New God)

Richard Hell - The Rev Hell Gets Confused (from Better an Old Demon Than a New God)

Mark Stewart & Maffia - Learning to Cope With Cowardice
Arto Lindsay - Alisa
Wha Ha Ha - Keiro no hibi
Ornament - Ulrich Susse
Beaver Harris - Land of the Pharohs

the Dogmatics - Sister Serena
The Smiths - Meat is Murder
Rapture in Baghdad - Taal
The Android Sisters - Huh?

The Deprogrammers -America
The Crucifucks - By the Door/ Oh Where Oh Where
The Ex - Blueprints for a Blackout

Billy Bragg - Weird things happen
Plasticland - Elongations

16 Bitch Pile Up - ???

Chocolate Hamentashen

Bikini Kill- Thurston Hears a Who
Holy Roman Empire - Your Side
The M's - Never do this Again

Jel - Thrashin #!
Trio - Hearts are Trump
Tarantella - Hidden track 1

Bakelite 78 - St. James Infirmary
Os Mutantes - Hey Boy
Polysics - Wild One <-Omigod, these guys get better every time I hear them

Descendents - Dog and Pony Show
The Frogs - And Now You Know You're Black
Nightmares on Wax - The Sweetest

Daniel Wang - Berlin Sunrise (from Idol Tryouts 2)
Agent Orange - Too Young to Die
IFIHADAHIFI - Chance-Medley

King Crimson - Level Five
The Pedestrians - Left on Destruction
East West Blast Test - Unwanted Inches

Johnny Cash - Wanted Man
Clouddead - Rhymer's Only Room
My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult - Do You Wanna Get Funky With Me

Pink Mountaintops - Lord Let Us Shine
Yea Big - Perverse Display of Friendship
Greenlight - Head Erased (10110)

Elvis Costello & the Attractions - Goon Squad
The Dutchmen - ??? (from their split with Velcro Lewis)

Angel Eyes - By the Time he was my age, Orson Wells had made Citizen Kane

jenny lewis has some big ass titties [WZRD]

[I regret not taping this show more than any in years]

Acid Mothers Temple - Starless and Bible Black Sabbath #

report from the protest Tom Robb at the pro immigration march

Minutemen - Glory of Man/Nothing Indeed
The White Lie - Postcard from Dachau (from Rat Music for Rat People)

Public Image Limited - This Is Not A Lovesong
45 Grave - Party (the Story of Sabine)
Battalion of Saints - Intercourse

[this set made me come]
Laurie Anderson - Song from America on the Move
The Fall - Eat Y'Self Fitter
The Effigies - A Tight Blue Cut

Out of Order - Concerned (from The Middle of America)
Aggression - The Smell (from Nardcore)
TheSplendor of Fear - Mexican Bandit
Clock DVA - Silent (from The Industrial Records Story) !
Dorothy - I Confess (from The Industrial Records Story) !!!

Root Boy Slim - 21st Century Man !!!
Terveet Kadet - Outo Mas (MaximumRocknroll presents Welcome to 1984)!
Olho Seco - Nada (MaximumRocknroll presents Welcome to 1984) !
Tragic Mulatto - Gossip

Hiller Hibber - Bass schlafen Rabe... !!
Gothic Girls - Glass Baby (MC Megamix)
Big Boys - History

Soloman Kane - Twilight Kane(from The Sound of Hollywood Girls) !!!
Couch Flambeu - ADM 12/ Last Scorpion Hunt
The Smiths - Girl Afraid

Siouxie and the Banshees - Dazzle
Helene Sage - frissons dans la cochlee (from In Fractured Silence)
T.S.O.L. - What If They Gave a War and No One Came? (from Flipside Vinyl Fanzine Vol. 1)

Butthole Surfers - Bar B-Q Pope
The Dickies - Gigantor (from Flipside Vinyl Fanzine Vol. 1)
Was (Not Was) - Ba-Lue olivar Ba-Lues Are (from A Tribute to Thelonious Monk)
Mark Bingham - Brilliant Corners (from A Tribute to Thelonious Monk)
Bitch - I'm in Love (from The Sound of Hollywood Girls)

Ghostigital - Good Morning #!

what would we do?

Mick Jagger - Music from the 1969 Kenneth Anger film "Invocation of My Demon Brother"

Itchee Fingers -
Jay Dee - Track ten from Donuts

Nico - Nibelugen
The Fall - Living Too Late
Roky Erikson - Creature With the Atom Brain

Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins - Melt Your Heart #
7 Heures Du Matin - My Generation (The Who cover from Girls in the Garage, Pt. 2)
Neko Case - Hold On, Hold On #

The Dynotones - Night of the Ghouls #
DJ Dolores - Ciranda da Madrugada #
P:ano - I felt his presents/Doing the Can Can #

My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult - Mystery Babylon
Trio Macato - Beleza! Beleza! Beleza!

The Frogs - Jewels
Scott Walker - Jackie !
Jacques Brel - Les Prionoms de Paris

The Fabulous Wailers - Tall Cool One !
The Avett Brothers - Matrimony #
Superdanger - Good Vs. Evil # <--they make me want to beat up nerds, also superdanger

New Radiant Storm King - From a Roof #

Mott the Hoople - Ready for Love/After Lights
Butthole Surfers - Goofy's Concern

Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy - Famous N Dandy (Like Amos N Andy)!
Ladysmith Black Mambazo w/ Taj Mahal - Mbube

for the love of pete, even if you hate the player, don't hate the game

So I was just listening to the Spanish hip hop and reggaeton station (93.5, apparently) and I heard a song featuring recent Oscar-winners Three 6 Mafia where they were imploring me to "shake it like a rattlesnake", which seemed a bit more of a stretch than certain other metaphors I've been invited to shake (i.e. a polaroid picture, a salt shaker, etc.)

As many of you know, I've always wanted to be a rap superstar, but I busted my flow eight years ago in a tragic rollerblading incident. After much soul searching, I've decided that I'm willing to settle for a carreer as a ghost writer for rap superstars. As such, I've decided to compile a list of shakey things.

BEHOLD!

Things That Shake or Are Shaken
maracas
dice
bottled juice
diet shakes
subterranean California faultlines
happy dog's tails
Lotto balls
Spirograph
googly eyes
the very cold
aerosol cans
jackhammers
James Bond's martinis
rattles
roll, as in shake, rattle and
epileptics, grand mal
epileptics, petit mal

I really like that last one, check this out:
"Shake it like a petit mal, come on and swallow that tongue"

Things That Do Not Shake in and of Themselves, but Bend, Twist, Fold or are otherwise Stretched Out (i.e. "that Laffy Taffy")
bendy straws
a paycheck
the time we have on this planet
waistbands
Plasticman
joins, ball-and-socket
joints, hinge
space age polymers
chewed gum
joy buzzers
Chubby Checker
Twister, the Milton Bradley foreplay game
Twister, the Bill Paxton/chick from"Mad About You" weather-adventure film
folding chairs
fresh laundry

that one works as well:
"Fold it like fresh laundry bitch, I wanna Snuggle"

please forward this to any and all famous rappers you may know. thank you.

that hippie shit

[note to self: rip all these albums,burn all these cds, everything kicked taint]

Genesis - The Return of the Giant Hogweed
Finch - Pisces

Billie Holiday - body and Soul
David Bowie - See Emily Play
The Electric Prunes - Sold to the Highest Bidder -!!!
Brian Auger's Oblivion Express - The Sword

Lou Reed - Take aWalk on the Wild Side
Mandalaland - Determination
Tomorrow - Three Jolly Little Dwarfs

Polysics - I My Me Mine #
Yid Vicious - A Vicious Bulgar
Measles Mumps Rubella - Algorithm of Desire

Sly Stone - I get High on You
The Other Half - Feathered Fish (Country Joe & the Fish Cover)/Flight of the Dragon Lady
Paul Horn + Nexus - Somba
Paul Revere & the Raiders - Good Thing

Tic Code - exembox #!
Kraftwerk - Airwaves
The Jimmy Castor Bunch - Drifting <--song sucked ass, had to cut it, but flowed seamlessly into....
Dewey Redman - Seven and One

the Deviants - Billy the Monster
the Kinks - Sweet Lady Genieveve
Frank Zappa - Rudy Wants to Buy YezaDrink

Patti Smith - Gloria
Surrealistic Pillow - 3/5 of a Mile in 10 Seconds
Gil Scott Heron and Brian Jackson - The Summer of 42

Gabriel Bondage - Babylon 5
Mutantese Arnolpho Lima Filho - Top top

Eric Burdon & War - Paint It Black