Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Weekend Roundup

It was an interesting weekend, if not particularly adventurous.

I left The Wizard on Friday to spin at a club gig on Rush Street. It was my first time spinning at a place I would consider a club and a complete 180 degree turn from what I'd been doing at the Wizard. Their rules stated hiphop but no rap, but the guy who set me up that day was able to level:

"You're going to need to play some rap to get the crowd going but no Fifty Cent, no Chamillionaire, none of that cars and guns bullshit."

It seemed like a kind of not-so subtle racism, designed to keep the club from going black, but truth be told, dirty hiphop is all the business men and women want to listen to anyway.

My favorite part of the night came after 3, when the boss told me to play shit to get everybody to go home. If I had known that I would have twenty minutes of this, I would have brought some antisocial music from home. Here's my Rock Out the Yuppies set:

Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear the Reaper
Radiohead - Karma Police
Charlie Daniels Band - The Devil went Down to Georgia
and as a subtle homage to Pump up the Volume, I played
Leonard Cohen - Everybody Knows

SATURDAY was Sarah's birthday and she wanted to party. Unfortunately, nothing was calling out to us too strong. We missed a hardcore show at La Casa Maldita with a band from Finland and a band from California, in order to go have dinner (fuck yeah, Udupi Palace!) so we ended up hitting up Quennect Four a new spot in Humboldt Park. Quennect for is run by a few people, including John Ibarra, formerly of the bands One Last Walk and the Black Polar Bear Returns, and the short lived spot The Zoo in Wicker Park. Quennect Four is decked out a lot classier than the Zoo: nice big stage, lots of original art on the wall, a shining ebony grand piano by the door. Even the old pool table seems a lot less scuzzy given the new digs, even if it is the same old cast of characters crowded around it.

Brenmar Someday was playing when we got there. Brenmar Someday is a constantly evolving musical project featuring Brenmar, using a mix of electronics and nontraditional instruments, with a revolving cast of characters accompanying. The results of these collaborations have varied from pop to noise to ambient to glitch hop, but like his latest album, A Husk of Hares on Terry Plumming, Brenmar's set (with a live drummer and circuit bender) sounded a lot like jazz.


Brenmar Someday at Quennect Four

The basement of Quennect was a lot different from the upstairs. It reminded me of the basement at the Needlehouse: a lot of stone, some couches and grafitti. After Brenmar, Stiletto Attack played downstairs.

There's really no good reason for you to know the band Sexpod. They were an all-girl Wiccan metal band who realeased an album and an EP in the mid-nineties, whom I loved back when I tyhought I was a lesbian. The singer for Stiletto Attack reminded me a lot of the singer for Sexpod. The band was able to pack a lot of power, and a lot of pop in for a two piece (their bass player was out of town). An apt comparison would be the Go-Gos, only a lot less catchy. For some reason, the place was filled with dudes with nice cameras. I just got a new camera, which is as nice as anything I've ever had), but I was suffering a serious inferiority complex around them). The aesthetic of Stiletto Attack, two hot chicks rocking out in heels, played well to the photagraphers who were still fawning and snapping away after Sarah and I got bored.


Stilletto Attack at Quennect Four

I had an alright time, but Sarah left disappointed. Less because of the bands than for our failure to locate a place that all of our friends were at. It was a busy Saturday night with lofts going off on Kinzie and Artesian, and shows at Spot 6, Subterranean, Reversible Eye and Chicago Hot Glass, but nothing particularly compelling above the rest.


Quennect Four's basement

SUNDAY found me depressed, so Autumn thought that it would be best that I listened to the blues. We hit up The 5105 Club at 5105 W North Ave. From the outside it looked like a dank, subterranea old people bar but the inside was poppin. It was bright and mirrored with fake stone wallpaper, like some sort of outdated hotel rec room and an old dude by the name of Tail Dragger was sauntering around the bar on a wireless mic, growling the blues in people's faces.

I don't know how old Tail Dragger is but he says he's been playing the blues in Chicago for sixty five years (this website says that Tail Dragger was born in 1940, which would make that claim impossible, but something tells me that the gentleman is given to exaggeration). On number of occasions Tail Dragger has offered to take Autumn and her friends down to Alabame and feed em neckbones til they're healthy. Tail Dragger looks like every crazy preacher in every dustbowl horror flick you've ever seen: rail thin with wild eyes in a cowboy suit. One moment he looks like he's about to nod off, the next moment he looks like he's ready to bite somebody.

Tail Dragger offers up a lot of information about himself, much of it unintelligible, when you're the last table standing at the end of a gig. He got his name from Howlin Wolf, whom he used to play with, because apparently he wasn't one for punctuality. He did a four year wrap in 1993 after he shot fellow musician Boston Blackie in a money dispute and has put out a few albums and a DVD.

You can preview a few of his albums here, and you can see him on youtube below, but you should really check him out at the 5105 Club. Especially, given the fact, that by the time I left Sunday night, I didn't have the blues no more.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Two Slaps Radio [WLUW]

[Every Monday night, Two Slaps Radio plays the best and most unconventional funk and soul in Chicago, with all of its roots and derivatives including acid jazz, doo-wop, brass band, girl groups and electro. Two Slaps radio can be heard live from 2-4am on WLUW 88.7fm and www.wluw.org]


Fuckhead Set:

TV on the radio - Ambulance
Medeski, Scofield, Martin, and Wood - Little Walter Rides Again
1. Funky Thing - Ellis, Larry & The Black Hammer -
2. Hot Funky And Sweaty - Soul Lifters -
Quantic Feat. Spanky Wilson - Don't Joke witha hungry man

Helene Smith - Pain in my heart
Nina Simone - TroubleInMind
Ray Charles - Stranger in Town

Speedometer - Soul Safari
Delfoniccs - you always hurt me
Gnarls Barkley - Boogie Monster
Bobby Womack - Across 11oth Street
Hubert Laws - Let HEr Go

Man Man - Feathers
Diane Ray - Please Don't Talk to the Lifeguard
The Meters - Handclapping Song

Lab Rat Set:

The Coctails - Theme from Mr. Pillow/Potch on the Tuchus/Hip Hop

Screamin Jay Hawkins - Constipation Blues
Youngblood Brass Band - Brooklyn
Erykah Badu - Kiss Me on My Neck
Funkadelic - Friday Night, August 14th

Charles Wright - Follow Your Spirit
Isaac Hayes - Elle's Love Theme
Triumphs - We Don't Love Enough

Dudley Perkins - Warriors of Light
The Olympics - Baby Do the Philly Dog
Patti Young - Head and Shoulders (Above the Rest)
The Mighty Hannibal - The Truth Shall Set You Free

Miho Hatori - Amazona

Friday, November 10, 2006

weird things come in weird packages [WZRD]

Cornish in a Turtleneck - Melting Flower
Taylor (Brand Abrasive Sound Structure) - Trigonometry in D###
Monotract - Skinny Punk Wrath

Jan Jelinek - Straight Life
The Coughs - Elephant
Brain Transplant - Track 5
Vertonen - Connie's Lament

HeWhoCorrupts - Oklahoma
Die Kreuzen - Amon
Defiance, Ohio - Oh, Susquehanna
Badgerlore - Stories for Owls

Bobby Conn - The Golden Age
Tilly and the Wall - Bad Education
Phil Ranelin - For the Children (Slicker Remix)

Goomba aka Dave the Lightbulbman - YankeeDoodle Domer
Carpet of Sexy - Dick Out the Jams (Hteeth remix)
Rottenmilk vs Bubblgum Shitface - Bong Pullingest Beats (RandSevilla remix)
Waterbabies - Stud

The Fabulous Counts - Jan Jan
Mickey & theSoul Generation - Iron Leg
Frank Williams - You Got to Be Man
Jake Wade & the Soul Searchers - Searchin For Soul

Descendents - Suburban Home
Coven - Lonely Lover

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Two Slaps Radio

The Monograms - My Baby Dearest Darling
Jackson 5 - ABC (Saleem Remi Krunk-A-Delic Party Mix)
Betty Everett - You're No Good
Barbie Gaye - My Boy Lollipop
The Pearlettes - Duchess of Earl
Rick James - Mary Jane (DJ Green Lantern Evil Genius Remix)

Spanky Wilson & the Quantic Soul Orchestra - You Can't Judge a Book By Its Cover
Maceo Parker - Every Saturday Night
Junior Senior - Shake Your Coconuts

The Pharoahs - The Pharoahs Love Y'all
The Majestics - Funky Chick
Cee-Lo Green - I'll Be Around

Paul Nero - This is Soul
The King Odum Four - All of Me
Dodie Stevens - Pink Shoe Laces
The Chords - Sh-Boom

Prince - Le Grind
Amnesty - Free Your Mind
Charles Wright - Express Yourself
Eric Burdon & War - Tobacco Road

Sun Ra & the Blues Project - Robin's Theme
The Flairs - Love Me Girl
The Exiters - Tell Him
Babs Tino - Keep Away From Other Girls

[Every Monday night, Two Slaps Radio plays the best and most unconventional funk and soul in Chicago, with all of its roots and derivatives including acid jazz, doo-wop, brass band, girl groups and electro. Two Slaps radio can be heard live from 2-4am on WLUW 88.7fm and www.wluw.org]

Monday, November 06, 2006

Reunited...And It Feels A'iight

What an amazing year! I have seen so many reunions of bands that I never expected to see live. Los Crudos. Os Mutantes. Roky Erikson and his band...

and now the Bollweevils (yay!), Naked Raygun (yay!) and the Blue Meanies (meh), all as a part of this year's Riot Fest.

Last year, Riot Fest had a lot of exciting names but ended up underwhelming, with only bastardized versions of legendary bands showing up including a Dead Kennedy's without Jello Biafra, a Germs with actor Shane West doing a Darby Crash impression, and that truly awful mess that calls itself the Misfits these days. The organizers of this year's fest took some of last year's lessons to heart after an overpaid DK was pelted with cans and booed off the stage. This year had a kind of respectability pyramid, which focused more on Chicago legends as headliners, with a strong lineup of old school-but-still-kicking punk bands warming them up (The Business, UK Subs, Youth Brigade), and some more well loved Chicago bands bolstering them (the Effigies, Deals Gone Bad). The fest opened with a diverse group of young angry men, including bilingual skatepunk act Iattack, skinhead fave Fear City, third-gen Pogues retread Flatfoot 56, and psychobilly's The Massacres and The Gravetones, all playing in front of a cavernous Congress Theatre.

That's one of the problems with Riot Fest. If punk rock is about the youth, it really gets shit on with most of the young bands playing to modest early crowds waiting for the big names. Even a sizeable crowd looks disappointing in such a huge arena. Otherwise there isn'ttoo much to snark about this year's festival (last year's fest had a lot of the community up in arms). Sure there were corporate sponsors and too much ska (The Toasters, Mustard Plug, DGB, and the Meanies?) and it's a little shady how Secret Agent Bill and Minority One always get good slots because they put the whole thing together but overall, in a scene that is overly given to cynics, the show was damn respectable.


The last time I was this far from a stage, I wasn't at a concert!

I snuck in because paying over 20 bucks isn't very punk rock and I wanted to keep in line with the ethics of the fest and the first thing I noticed was the diversity in ages of the crowd. Naked Raygun hadn't played in ten years and drew kids in their teens who never got a chance to see and old men with beerguts bragging about how they used to see them all the time.

When I saw Crudos, I was excited, and to be honest, they let me down. They hadn't played in years, and weren't as tight as the bands that preceded them. The only thing that salvaged their set was the crowd response because, to a lot of people at the show, it was as if the Beatles had reunited, and the pit was bedlam. It was the same with all the other reunions I saw this year, and it was the same with Riot Fest, only this time I wasn't disappointed because I knew what to expect.

The Raygun set was weird. Their drummer was keeping pace and playing all the songs slower than he should have. Pezzatti didn't seem to excited and they kept trotting out their kids every time the crowd yelled for "Free shit". This would've been alright if they just did it once, or did it quickly but at one point there were there were over ten little Raygun's standing around waving and throwing things like the world's worst episode of Chic-a-G-Go. I never thought I'd say it but I left early, before Raygun had even finished. It was just too weird.

The Bollweevils spoke more to my youth than Raygun, when I devoted my time to tracking down Achtung! Chicago comps and heading to the Fireside but their sound didn't translate to the Congress, like there was too much of a disconnect. Oddly enough, the best sounding Chicago reunion was the Blue Meanies who were fast and energetic and clear as ever and had my toes tappin against their will and better judgment.


[obviously, this crowd disagrees with me]

Friday, November 03, 2006

Ain't No Time To Groom if You Wanna Live Well [WZRD]

I just lost my whole setlist for today's show

there was The Kinks, Wolf Eyes, the Contortions, Sam Most, Link Wray, Killing Joke, Fela Kuti, Duck Baker, Cabaret Voltaire, Herbie Hancock & Chick Corea, PJ Soles and Devo

but the highlight of the show was

Irakere - Misa Negra (Black Mass)

a knockout eighteen minute jazz/funk jam that blended African and Latin rhythms with some incredible piano

Halloweekend!

Date: 10/27/06
Location: Mr. City
Cost: $5
Things I missed to be there: Tom Morello and a bunch of political hiphop acts and antiwar war veterans at UIC, Telefon Tel Aviv at the new Rawk! space, karaoke kegger at the SAB loft, musical haunted house on Division


The Friday before Halloween.

Last year, I was going to take my bike out for my first Critical Mass and then hit up Mister City for a show with the Coughs and Lozenge. My girlfriend and I were fighting, my bike got stolen and I drank to much at the show (which was itself pretty awesome). I went to two more parties that night, and ended my night writing an overly dramatic suicide note.

This year I was able to improve a bit. I kept my bike and had my first Mass and made it to Mister City unscathed.

It was a a benefit and release party for Chicago's new free paper,The Skeleton News, which intends to run biweekly soon. It's a decent paper, with contributions by Liam Warfield (who used to do the War Against the Idiots zine as Liam Idiot), Al Burian (Burn Collector), Grant reynolds and the Hairy Nipples Comics Collective. I was surprised to see a sports section and a crossword puzzle, even if a lot of the clues were snarky gibberish.


[an exquisite corpse by the Hairy Nipples Comics Crew]

The first act was Josephine Foster. Her most recent album, A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing, is a collection of songs based on 19th century German compositions by the likes of Goethe andShubert. It's at times sexy and haunting, the type of album that's best listened to alone with the volume turned up way high. The music wasn't as powerful live as it was on cd. Everything was more -and usually this isn't a bad thing- organic. Her voice was sounded more raw an the music took on a softer edge,like very un-freaky freak folk.

Next up, from the back of the basement, was Bird Names. Good stuff, mostly (if not all) instrumental but I was too engrossed in champagne and conversation to pay attention.

Lovely Little Girls played third. The last time I saw them, the band included a choir of girls that acted out one of Gregory Jacobsen's grim faerie tales with spaghetti and meat sauce dripping down their faces as they sang in English and Polish. Only one of them was present today and no one could find her until Gregory led the band and the audience in a chant of "Where is our little Po-lish girl?" while the band played a kind of doom jazz. I couldn't tell that it was something going wrong and not part of the show until she ran upto the stage, looking a bit irritated. The show was riddled with technical problems that I couldn't actually tell until someone apologized for them (of course that might have been the booze). The band played a fairly danceable set, the show happened at eye level, so any theatrics that didn't happen in the middle of the crowd were lost. I highly recommend seeing the band. The cast rotates around Gregory, but it's a slow rotation, so although the sets never seem to be the same, the sound is very familiar.



[The Lovely Little Girls at Mister City]

Last up was the Coughs, who may or may not be breaking up at the end of their current tour. By this time I was two bottles of champagne deep, and I only remember brief bits and pieces of this set. I was one of the only people dancing, and I think I pulled a number of folks down onto the ground as I collided into them. Sorry.

I made an ass of myself but I didn't want myself dead. Even if I did skin the hell out of my leg, get in a screaming fight with my girlfriend, and go totally aggro weaving my bike through assholes in Wicker to get home, it was a much better year than the last.


Lovely Little Girls somewhere else

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Halloween Funk [WLUW]

fats waller - beale street blues
Residents - Excerpt from Third reich n roll
Residents - boots
Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama

The Contortions - I Can't Stand Myself
james brown - hell
Quantic featuring Spanky Wilson - Don't Joke With a Hungry Man
The Coasters - Charlie Brown

The Coasters - Yakety Yak
Screamin Lord Sutch - Jack the ripper
Screamin Jay - Little Demon
Bobby Pickett - Monster Mash

Fats Domino - I'm gonna be a wheel someday
Anton Lavey - Satan Takes a Holiday
the love exchange - swallow the sun
smiley lewis - I hear you knocking
THe clovers - Devil or angel

Dinah Washington - I don't hurt any more
Owusu & Hannibal - Monster
Funkadelic - Miss Lucifer's Love


Gnarls Barkley - The Boogie Monster
Axiom Funk - Hideous Mutant Freekz
The Mighty Hannibal - Big Chief Hug Um and Liss Um

Fishbone - Ugly
Quincy Jones - Hikky Burr
The Coasters - Young Blood

Ernie K-Doe - Mother-In-Law
Nina Simone - I Put a Spell on You
Lee Dorsey - Workin In a Coal Mine

JD & the Evil's Dynamite Band - Haaa-Sheesh and Just Some More Haaa-Sheesh
JJ Barnes - Our Love is in the Pocket
Lee Fields & the Explorers - I'm the Man

Rose Batiste - Hit and Run

[Every Monday night, Two Slaps Radio plays the best and most unconventional funk and soul in Chicago, with all of its roots and derivatives including acid jazz, doo-wop, brass band, girl groups and electro. Two Slaps radio can be heard live from 2-4am on WLUW 88.7fm and www.wluw.org]

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Are they really named after that building on Halsted?



[I'm having a total writing slump, I apologize for the wonky wording of this. It was written on two different days about two different shows and probably shouldn't have been combined]

"Alright, fifteen more minutes of this and then we go away."

The song that is playing, and that has been playing, is a looped polka constructed from one (or perhaps many) unrecognizable songs from children's television, with creepy, warped laughter layered over it.

Hteeth is on stage. I can't tell if Hteeth is one or two guys, because there is one guy fiddling with electronics and another crouched behind an amplifier. The guy who isn't hiding jumps off the stage and into the crowd, most of whom stand with awkward stares, some of whom nod their heads, and tells me:

"In Abu-Ghraib, they make men wear hoods over their faces."

"Uh huh." I'm waiting for the joke, expecting it to be horrible (like some tacky, offensive thing intended to shock me).

"They make them wear hoods so they can't see, and stick them in these storage containers, like 4 by 6 feet, or smaller, and play Barney songs over and over for upwards of ten hours at a time, just to fuck with them."

I'm pleasantly surprised. They're giving us a taste of torture.

When he walks away I go to the bar. A friend of mine is over there with someone who is freaking out. They're both high. The song has been playing for ten minutes now. It's working.

The Select Media Fest was put together by the people who run the Lumpen zine and the the Terry Plumming record/cd-r label, and they're a confrontational bunch. Last year's festival was centered mostly around Bridgeport, which they dubbed the Community of the Future. Although they played the fest as a celebration of Bridgeport, the neighborhood where a lot of them lived and worked, they aren't (and weren't) really that naive. Bridgeport was (and is) a very insular, mostly white, mostly blue collar neighborhood on Chicago's South Side and while some Lumpens, like founder Ed Marzewski, had lived there a long time, most were just moving in, many of them from Wicker Park. For anyone unfamiliar with Wicker Park, here's a brief synopsis: artists move into working class neighborhood, yuppies follow, artists get priced out and have to find new digs in another working class neighborhood. Although it wasn't their intention, the flight of Lumpen cholos was seen by many residents as a sign that what happened in Wicker Park would happen in Bridgeport and that "Community of the Future" was seen as a comment that the neighborhood's past didn't matter to these new people, as if this place was unenlightened and they were going to make it special.

"Turn off the fucking lights. Turn off the fucking lights and turn this way. Turn off if you want us to play the way we're suppose to play and be seen."

There was another very confrontational part of the fest at Reversible Eye, and it wasn't the rail against the houselights by one of the members of Columbia, MO's Warhammer 48k. It was "The Freak is The rock show", a musical sitcom by Drew Zigler. It was performancre art squared, as if Paper Rad raped The PRDF and they were trying to scare people into having fun. There were googly eyes and glitter explosions, teleconferences with monsters, and the live birth of multiple spraypainted Daylo babies, all being filmed in front of a hipster crowd for the Youtube generation. It was massive, bleeding off the stage in every direction. The door was blocked with no way out, and if you didn't like it, you still had to deal.

Overall, though, this year's festival was a lot more low-key than last years (perhaps because of the massive undertaking of this year's Version Festival, put on by the same people). It was also a lot less neighborhood-centric with shows in West Town, Bridgeport, Ukranian Village, Wicker Park and whatever neighborhood South Union Arts is located in. But where Version is a festival of art, Select is a festival of media, and most media festivals aren't confrontational at all. There are movies and maybe bands and people sit or stand and watch. Select created an answer to this by having video shot live and bands playing in nontraditional ways in nontraditional parts of regular concert venues.

Tonight's free show at the Empty Bottle ended the festival and served as a release party the new Terry Plumming double-comp Bacon is the Inside Outside World. This show was full of scumbag noise groups, from the garage dreck of David Diarreah to the fuck-the-place up theatre of America's Meth Problem. It also featured the danceable experimentation of Waterbabies, weirdo hip hop by Brenmar Someday, and the always above par Insect Deli. Hteeth tossed out some serviceable but not-new noise and Assdroids played but I missed them.

Peep the album, it's one lp, one cd-r and a lot of art/propaganda/propagandart by familiar Terry Plumming artists, including Al Burian, John Polacheck, Elisa, Party Steve, Carpet of Sexy and all of tonight's bands.


Here's a video of Warhammer 48k, where they rip shit. At the Reversible Eye show, they sounded more like sludgy grunge music, like a darker version of Alice in Chains. Maybe someone really should have extinguished that un-turnoffable light.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Two Slaps Radio [WLUW]

Arvo's Set:

TV On The Radio - Mr. Grieves
Kaada - Burden
The Flamingos - I only have eyes for you

The Persuaders - Thin Line Between Love and Hate
Solomon Burke - Just Out of Reach (of my two open arms)
Chantels - Maybe
Patti Labelle and the Blue Belles - Somewhere over the rainbow

Diane Ray - Please Don't Talk To The LifeGuard
Bernadette Castro - GEt Rid of Him
Roy Montrell - (Everytime I hear that mellow saxophone)
Nappy Brown - Don't be angry
Joe Turner - Shake Rattle and Roll

Screaming Lord Sutch - Jack THe Ripper
Anton LaVey - Satan Takes a Holiday
Warren Zevon - Excitable Boy
White Zombie - I'm Your Boogie Man

Lena Horne - Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Seen
The Incredibles - There's Nothing Else to Say
FOETUS - Wash

Lab Rat set:

The Dometown Gang - Rock In
Speedometer - Soul Safari
The Sweets - Satisfy My Baby

Dudley Perkins - Funky Dudley !!
Gene Harris & the Three Sounds - The Look of Slim
The Roots - Boom!

Ray Charles - The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane
Beastie Boys - Egg Man
The 5,6,7,8s - Green Onions (Booker T & the M.G.s cover)

Ike & Tina Turner - Louie Louie
The Megatons - Shimmy Shimmy Walk, Part 1
The Detroit Land Apples - I Need Help

Handsome Boy Modeling School - Magnetizing
Hank Ballard - From the Love Side
The Fury's - I'm Satisfied

[Every Monday night, Two Slaps Radio plays the best and most unconventional funk and soul in Chicago, with all of its roots and derivatives including acid jazz, doo-wop, brass band, girl groups and electro. Two Slaps radio can be heard live from 2-4am on WLUW 88.7fm and www.wluw.org]

Friday, October 20, 2006

Chicago Horror Party [WZRD]

James Polk & the Brothers - Just Plain Funk
The "Great" Deltas - Just Plain Funk
Larry Ellis & the Black Hammer - Funky Thing
Lady Sovereign - It's All Your Fault
Swell Maps - H.S. Art

Cut Chemist feat. Hymnal -
The Mabuses - Life in a Life Boat
Black Neon - Ode to Immer Wieder
The Mojo Men - Sit Down, I Think I Love You
Amon Duul - Dr. Jeckyll !

What thefuck happened during this set???
Henry Rollins - [some spoken word piece. had to cut. said cocksucker too many times]
Pop Art - Ancient Art [had to cut. worst song I've ever heard]
The Elastic Spastic Band - Side Womb [had to cut. too much of everything]
Babes In Toyland - Swamp Pussy/he's my thing
Benny Goodman - After You've Gone
Daniel Johnston - I Killed the Monster

Nurse With Wound - Nil by Mouth
Alien Sex Fiend - bun-Ho!/Everybody'sDream/Radiant City
Jawbox - Bullet Park
Dissent - Superman
Downfall- LongWay To Go
DeadSilence - Hope
Cringer - Pay to Play
Bazooka Joe - Phoenix
Libido Boyz - Mr. Greenthumb
Hey Ear (phoenetic pronunciation of Hebrew) - Factory Carnivore
ID Under - Picasso's Three Musicians

Kieren Hebden and Steve Reid - Drop theRhythms, HoldDown the Machines

Giant Metal Insects - White Boy Weezin'
Negazione -Fall Apart/Get Away/It's Hard

John Polachek - Two Will Be With Me
Hoggle - Escaping Oxygen
Insect Deli - Xmasforever febvmar
Roesingape - Sitwell's Ashtray Rent Pain
Mothguts - Jamaican HorrorShow!


[Chec it out, David Firth, the cat behind the flash cartoon Salad Fingers, did a stop-motion animation Nurse With Wound video]

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Deals Gone Bad, Done Dirt Cheap

Show: Deals Gone Bad
Location: Cobra Lounge
Price: Nada
Things I missed to see it: Cartune Xpress at Green Lantern, In One Ear at the Heartland
Reason I went: I was coming from the southside and it was the southernmost thing I knew of

One of the problems with writing is that it's far easier to pan things than it is to make an interesting case as to why one thing or another is worth your time or money. Tonight I'm drunk and there's nothing I'd like to do more than slag a band I used to appreciate, but that's not why I started this blog. Still, I can't do the positive without the negative so I'm gonna start with two ways I could have written a pussy column, followed by three things that made it worthwhile.

The glass is half empty:
1. They won't say it now, but when the Cobra Lounge was still working out their licenses, they describerd themselves as an "Upscale Rock Bar" which is nothing more than an oxymoron. I don't care how many punk-damaged DJs they have playing Mission of Burma and Youth Brigade tributes every night, there's a velvet curtain outside the door and that's not very punk rock.

2. A few years back, my friend Ben's band shared a practice space with Deals Gone Bad. It was an unassuming factory spot in East Rogers Park, and many a night was spent there consuming whiskey and late-night tacos. It was a center of debauchery, to be sure, but it was also a stepping stone for the band. They shared a space with Deals Gone Bad, a real band. Deals Gone Bad had appeared on all of the Jump Up! compilations and by the time we actually saw them, we had their set pretty well mnemorized. Then all of a sudden, things had changed. Deals Gone Bad weren't at the head of a reggae skapunk revval, they were just a bunch of old white men who couldn't adapt, and when I saw them tonight, they didn't sound like a band with strong roots in British and American soul music, they sounded like a Blues Brothers cover band.


The glass still has beer in it:

1. One of the dudes in the band looks like Brian Posehn.

2. Skinheads. Chicago used to be crawling with them. Northside factions, Southside factions, racist skins, anti-racist skins, trad skins, throwback skins, Chicago Mafia Skins. Cafes used to be full of young girls with chelsea cuts that I could fall in love with. Now I only see them at shows.

And I don't see them at most shows. I see them at reunion shows. I see them when the Subhumans come to town. I see them at old Chicago shows. I see them at Southside shows. Not like Pilsen or Bridgeport but reeeeal Southside shows where Blue Island bands like Fear City are playing. A lot of the throwback boys have a thing for soul music, and there's not a lot of game in town for soul that isn't totally mod so these guys flock to Deals Gone Bad who at least put an effort into throwing soul in with the ska. Maybe there are other reasons. I don't know, because I've never been a skinhead, but it's still nice to see the boys around.

3. Burning Angel Girls. Back before there was a huge market for punk rock pornography, I had to download homemade photos like this (which I still have leftover from a set of topless skinheads I got off a high school dial-up connection):


identity protected because she probably didn't receive money to have this circulated online her whole life

Now I can go to a place like Burning Angel and watch girls like these...



...take it up the ass in mid-res downloadable video to the full contentment of my heart. And there are hundreds of them. Thousands even. Acording to Myspace and Friendster and Suicidegirls and Supercult and whatever the fuck webjag phenomena is gonna come next, the whole country is full of them...but where are they? Where are all of these beautiful women when they aren't getting tattoos or doing porn or roller derby?

I rarely see them at shows, or the supermarket, or on public transit. There were some at art school but not enough to account for all of them...

They're here, at the Upscale Rock Bars, where they can be sweet-talked by rawk-by-night day traders over PBRs and Cosmos, and the show tonight was full of them. It's enough to make me want to get a real job.


Verdict: The show was alright. The crowd was fun. The beers were bought for me by friends. The band wasn't particularly great, but they were never groundbreaking to begin with. As usual though, I'm probably wrong, because the crowd loved their asses off on that show.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Two Slaps Radio

Lab Rat Set:

Owusu & Hannibal - Lonnie's Secret
Masonic Wonders - I Call Him
Spanky Wilson & the Quantic Soul Orchestra - Don't Joke With a Hungry Man

Medeski, Martin, Scofield & Wood - Little Walter Rides Again
Charly Antolini's Power Dozen - Nofrete's Headache
Dudley Perkins - Wassup World

Lee 'Scratch' Perry - Perry's Ballad
Ronnie Whitehead - Out of Breath
Beck - Dark Star

The Coup - We Are the Ones
Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings - Genuine
Holger Hiller - Macome (Yoruba BPM)

The Miracles - Mickey's Monkey
Ernie K-Doe - Mother-In-Law
TV on the Radio - I Was a Lover

Fuckhead Set:

Kaada - Care
Ray Charles - Mary Ann
Don Covay and the Goodtimers - Mercy Mercy
Lena Horne - It's a Rainy Day

Booker T and the MG's - something from the best of
Booker T and the MG's - Green Onions
Booker t and the mg's - From the Best of CD

Screaming Lord Sutch - Jack the Ripper
Insatiable - Munsters Cues
D. Roeser - Sombody's Watching me
White Zombie - I'm your boogie man

Screamin' Jay Hawkins - Heart Attack and Vine
PIG - Never For Fun
FOETUS - SLog

[Every Monday night, Two Slaps Radio plays the best and most unconventional funk and soul in Chicago, with all of its roots and derivatives including acid jazz, doo-wop, brass band, girl groups and electro. Two Slaps radio can be heard live from 2-4am on WLUW 88.7fm and www.wluw.org]

Friday, October 13, 2006

headcold at the old [WZRD]

Warhammer 48k- ???
Scissor Girls - M. Poison
Lady Sovereign - Ch Ching (Spank Rock Remix)
A. I. Z. - Good Morning, Good Death


Lady Sovereign - Drunk on Radiation
Senor Coconut - Behind the Mask
Heiner Goebbels and Alfred Harth - Blitze Uber Moskau
Crippled Insectual - Crippled Prom Night 1982
The Dub Funk Association - Sufferer Dub

The Weird Weeds - Salt Shaker
Freundshaft - ???
Beans - You're Dead, Let'sDisco
The Box - Limpopo
Relaxcitement - George Washington

Toyah - Ieya
Banisteriopsis - MaybeSomething More

Gert Wilden & Orchestra- Music from sexy German films (1968 - 1972)

Dosh - The Everybody Cheer Up Song
The Ex - Scrub that Scum
The Bastard Trio - The Burrowing Oak Demon
Naked Raygun - Rat Patrol
Just-Ice - ColdGettin Dumb

The Boredoms - Soul Discharge Medley

Friday, October 06, 2006

IT'S ALL-VINYL OCTOBER AT WZRD!

Screeching Weasel - I'm Not In Love
Shonen Knife - Cycling Is Fun
Diamanda Galas - WildWomen with Knives

Lydia Lunch - Stinkfist
MDC - Millions of Dead Cops
The Mummies - Skinny Minnie
Chumbawumba - pop star kidnap/sometimes plunder

Daevid Allen with New York Gong - Much Too Old !
Sun City Girls - Cad Walleder
S.P.U.D. - Jesus Extreme
Distorted Pony - Hod
The Buzzcocks - Hollow Inside

Stephen Brown/Peter Principle/Nicolas Klau - Venus in Furs
Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
The Stooges - 1969

Dissidenten - Nalini Kanti
John Lurie - SixtiesAvant-Garde
Ray Charles - What'd I Say

Laibach - Macbeth
Onairlibrary! - Faultered Ego !
Edith Piaf - T'es L'Homme Qu'il MeFaut
Sugarhill Gang - Rapper'sDelight

NUSRAT FATEH ALI KHAN - KEHNA GHALAT TO CHUUPANA SAHI SAHI

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Rectangle Punk

Tonight was a night of solid, no-frills punk and hardcore at The Mutiny. Nothing went wrong, except for the fact that all the half-pitchers had disappeared by the time the first band had set up.

It's always good to see Southkore bands play in Logan Square, where the only regular locations to play are the Mutiny and La Casa Maldita. You get to see a lot of the Northside faces who rarely get a chance to venture to shows South of the Albion House, and a lot of Southside faces that you rarely see North of 18th Street. If only the joint was all ages, it'd be like another Fireside. Sigh.

I liked Belligerent Outburst, except for any time anyone other than the singer sang, which was probably bad on purpose. "Die From the Colonel" was probably the best song I've heard about franchise fast food since MDC's "Corporate Deathburger" (which itself ranks just above the Descendent's "Der Wienershnitzel", which loses points for being a West Coast thing, but gains points for its placement in Pump Up the Volume).

"I wrote this song fifteen years ago!"
"So what."
"I was eleven."
"I was ten."
"I was eight."

Making punks feel old, or at least guilty for their nostalgia, is always fun.

Condenada and No Slogan played consistently great sets. I left before Eske.


Belligerent Outburst at The Mutiny


[currently listening to "Cheerleaders Vs. Drill Team" by Totally Michael]

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Eyes Back

I haven't written about shows in a while, which is a shame because I've been to about fifty since the last time I've written, and the majority were under five dollars, all ages and phenomenal. There have even been some amazing festivals. Some of the ones that I can remember are Radioinactive, Minotaur, Vyle and the Walkie Talkies at Schubas; Diplo and Os Mutantes at Pitchfork Fest; Roky Erikson, the Boredoms, and Lady Sovereign at Intonation; Bastard Sons of the Apocalypse, Tropietzo, Outraged and a Los Crudos reunion at the Black Hole arcade for Southkore Fest; No Slogan and Sunday Morning Einstein at the Albion House; my favorite Klezmer band Yid Vicious at Summer Dance; Amadou and Marian at Milennium Park, Nora Keyes and Madame P at Reversible Eye; Doug Travis and Pal at the Darkroom; Lovely Little Girls at the Empty Bottle, Crucial Conflict at a blockparty; The Coup and Youngblood Brass Band at another block party; Paperrad and Waterbabies at Red-i; He Not In all over the place; same thing for Right-Eye Rita, Rotten Milk, Insect Deli and Carpet of Sexy; Bear Attack and Abrade might have been the bands I saw at a squat that didn't last very long afterwards; TK Raptor, Velcro Lewis and Mister Fuckhead at the Tastee Freeze; Soft Serve, the Machinist, and Satan 2000 at the Peter Jones Gallery; Charlie Newman with ZootSuitBeatnick and Malcolm Palmer at Subterranean; a few shows at the dearly departed Beach House, and George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic at Africa Fest in Washington Square Park.

Some notables: 2 Per Cent Majesty who played with Black Bear Combo at the Beauty Shop; the former being an amazing violin and guitar postfolk duo and the latter being one of my favorite, ever evolving Chicago brass punk ensembles. Shanghai Triad, who played at the Toc Toc Cafe in Montreal, is a (sometimes) duo that plays Chinese pop music from the 1920s. William Sides Atari Party is getting better and better. I saw him open for Mad Happy at Hotti Biscotti, which was an electro rap group from Florida comprised of a couple of Burning Man dropouts who sang positive lyrics over electro beats. Woah Nelly was the bar band when I got to the Gladstone Hotel to do a show in Toronto, and they were one of the best country acts I've ever seen. I fell hard for the singer when she took out an accordion and even harder when she sang a knockout version of "We'll Meet Again" (y'know, that that song from Dr. Strangelove. And then there were two amazing synth groups at the Mauled By Tigers show I saw at Ronny's bar. Screamin Cyn-Cyn & the Pons and Totally Michael were two of the best acts I've seen all year. Also Ratty Scurvics Singularity one man band at the Cabaret of the Nameless in an appropriately un-titled warehouse on the South Side, where his organ music provided a backdrop for Eric Bang!'s circus disgusting and amazing acts.

It's a shame that when I was going to three or four shows a week I couldn't drag myself to the keyboard to write about them, and now that my last month has been consumed by my search for employment, I can only write about shows I've been a part of.



This was part of Mister Fuckhead's monthly series at Bar Vertigo. He Not In have one too. It's a shame that Bar Vertigo is so lame otherwise. Anyway, Ruby and I did DJ sets between bands as Radio Dysentary.

The first act was Ami Gloria, who's been doing experimental music in Chicago for years. Recently her sets have gotten more traditional. Her work today consisted of her on keyboard and guitar, doing lo-fi ambient music. It sounded like a garage version of Orbital, which felt good, since I've been craving the song "Halcyon (On and On) lately, but getting disappointed every time I hear it.

Then came Zombie Mike (known to many as Mike the Midget). I've never seen Mike do anything other than play the drums in punk bands like the Dirtbikes. As Zombie Mike he covers himself with green paint and plays quirky country songs on his guitar. Mosquito Bandito took country in a different direction as a one-man rockabilly band, singing, playing guitar, playing drums, and occasionally playing the drums with his guitar. His voice was a little off-key, and too fresh for the twang he was making, but I'm sure that with a some more miles behind him, he'll grow into his caterwaul. Both acts were great live but I'm skeptical as to how they would sound recorded. Actually, you can check out Mosquito on his website but you'll have to wait a little longer for Zombie Mike.

Friday, September 29, 2006

Poopship Believer! [WZRD]

The Jungle Brothers - Because I got it like that
The Pharcyde - Ya Mama
Felix Sama - Pabajo
Dolly Parton - 9 to 5
Leonard Leigh - Crazy Rhythm; Fascinating Rhythm

CeliaCruz - Venezuela
Danzig - It's a Long Way Back from Hell
David Rostano - Culture Vulture
DJ Laz - Mami El Negro
Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round Like a Record
The Beatles - A Day in the Life

Click Click - Sweet Stuff
a; Grumh - Ha People
Consolidated - Stop the War Against the Black Community/White American Male (the Truth Hurts)

Tone Loc - Funky Cold Medina
Boogie Down Productions - South Bronx
Beenie Man - Girls
Mott the Hoople - Violence
Frank Zappa - Dickie'san Asshole

Don Rhingo - La Cintura
Johnny Cash - Get Rhythm
Exene Cervenka - Slave Labor
Robyn Hitchcock - Flesh Cartoons

Beans - Light of the Damned

Beatles - The Oh No I'm Stuck Playing the Beatles Again let's load it up with Effects Medley
The Black Neon - Shoot Me Into Space
Dirty5Thirty - Vertigo (Planetary Allignment)

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Two Slaps Radio [WLUW]

Lab Rat set:

5 Spiritual Tones - Bad Situation [from Good God! A Gospel Funk Hymnal]
Clarence Gatemouth Brown - Got My Mojo Workin
Big Boys - Funk Off

Mickey and the Soul Generation - Football
DJ Shadow - This Time (I'm Gonna Try It My Way)
Banda Black Rio - Gafiera Universal
The Mighty Hannibal - The Truth Shall Make You Free

Frankie Seay and the Soul Brothers - Soul Food
The Knight Brothers - Temptation Bout to Get Me
L. Hollis & the Mackadoos - Monkey Time Shine

The London Funk Allstars - Represent
Marvin Gaye - Wholy Holy
Black Merda - Windsong

Curtis Mayfield - If There's a Hell Below
Gil Scott Heron - The Bottle
Showstoppers - Ain't Nuthin But a House Party

Fuckhead Set:

little richard - heebie jeebies
fats domino - when my dream boat comes home
chuck berry - too much monkey business
ray charles - a stranger in town

bootsy collins - I'd rather be with you
MFSB - FAmily Affair
hank ballard - from the love side
parliament - star child (mothership connection) promo radio version

Donny Hathaway - Je Vous Aime (I Love You)
The Flamingos - I only have eyes for you
THe Four Tops - I can't help myself
CArla Thomas - Gee Whiz
Aretha Franklin - Don't play that song (you lied)

Commodores - M
Irma Thomas - It's Raining
Ivory Joe Turner - Empty Arms
Honey LTD - Silk and honey

The Spiders - I didn't want to do it

[Every Monday night, Two Slaps Radio plays the best and most unconventional funk and soul in Chicago, with all of its roots and derivatives including acid jazz, doo-wop, brass band, girl groups and electro. Two Slaps radio can be heard live from 2-4am on WLUW 88.7fm and www.wluw.org]

Friday, September 15, 2006

A Pair of Brown Thighs [WZRD]

The Effigies - Blue Funk
Descendents - Silly Girl

Einsturzende Neubauten - Yu Gung (Futter Mein Ego)
Sun City Girls - Damacar
The Dicks - Off-Duty Sailor

Kraut - Strongest Man/Pyramids
Black Flag - Bastard in Love
The Fuzztones - Ward 81 !
TheCircle Jerks - Love Kills

Front 242 - Commando Mix
Coil - Tainted Love
Motorslug - Death Rape 2000

Tom Paxton - Thank You, Republic Airlines
The Splendour of Fear - TheWorld is as Soft as Lace

Scratch Acid - El Espectro
Oh Boy! - Some Things (yYou Don't Understand)
Hard Corps - Je Suis Passee
The Micronotz - Oh Baby

Flipside Vinyl Fanzine No. 2 - entireside A

Gil Scott Heron- Johannesburg
The Pogues - A Pair of Brown Eyes

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Two Slaps Radio [WLUW]

[with guest DJ Arvo Fuckhead]

Huey (Piano) Smith and the Clowns - Don't You Just Know It?
The Meters - A Message From the Meters
Johnny Lewis Quartet - Blue Funk

The Headhunters - Rima
Bumpus - All the People
Mickey and the Soul Generation - Up the Stairs and Around the Bend

Cannonball Adderley Quartet - Hummin
Prince - Life'O'the Party
Mighty Hannibal -

Rusty Bryant - Wildfire
Marvin Gaye - Right On

Funkadelic - Live Jam 1971
Quantic - Blow Your Horn feat. Ohmega Watts
Ann Peebles - When the Candle Burns Low

Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings - You're Gonna Get it
Booker T. and the MG's - Melting Pot
Lyn Collins - Do your thing

Jackie Lee - Oh my darling
Bob RElf - Blowing my mind to pieces
Martha Starr - No Part Love For Me
Little Richard - OOh my Soul

Ben E King - Spanish Harlem
Ray Charles - Drown In My Own Tears
Elvis Costello - Waiting For the End of the World
Elvis Costello and Allen Toussaint - Tears tears and more tears

Contortions - I can't stand myself

[Every Monday night, Two Slaps Radio plays the best and most unconventional funk and soul in Chicago, with all of its roots and derivatives including acid jazz, doo-wop, brass band, girl groups and electro. Two Slaps radio can be heard live from 2-4am on WLUW 88.7fm and www.wluw.org]

Friday, September 01, 2006

One Nation Under La Boom! [WZRD]

Funkadelic - One Nation Under a Groove
Method Man/Redman - Tear It Off
Common - Dooinit

Carla Sciaky - And I A Fairytale Lady
7000 Dying Rats - Unyielding Glare 3
Leonard Nimoy - I'd Love Making Love To You

Flossie and the Unicorns - Oh Won't You Be Our Houseguest
Tipsy - Hard Petting
Zsa Zsa Laboum - Tu Veux Ou Tu Veux Pas?

Art Zoyd - Simulacres
The Muffins - Excerpts from Chromometers
New York Dolls - Jet Boy
The Ninth Decade Coalition - Tracks from Fear of Drowning !

Slayer - Eyes of the Insane
Joe "Fingers" Carr - ChinaBoy (from Flappers, Speakeasies & Bathtub Gin)
Alexandro Jodorowski - The Desert Circle
JB Pickers - Super Soul Theme
Porth Autority - Super Strut

Sammy Davis Jr. - Baretta's Theme
Bobby Forrester - Sanford & Sons
Ernie Wilkins -Evil Ways
Henry Mancini - The Street of S. Francisco
Quincy Jones - Call Me Mr. Tibbs

Flipper - Exist or Else
Tilly & the Wall - Rainbows in the Dark
PhilMoore Browne - No Te and E

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Two Slaps Radio [WLUW]

[With DJ Arvo Fuckhead]

Outkast - Happy Valentine's Day
Outkast - Bombs Over Baghdad
Outkast - Chronomentrophobia

TV on the Radio - Hours (El-P Remix)
Johnny Davis/The Arrows - Boogedy Boogedy
Nina Simone - Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood

P Funk Guitar Army - Pleasure With the Dirt Devil
Linda Balintine - Glad About That
Otis Redding - Chain Gang

The Coasters - Young Blood
Medeski Martin & Wood - Whatever Happened to Gus
Quantic feat. Spanky Wilson - Don't Joke With a Hungry Man

Zebra - Simple Song
J Dilla - E=MC2 (feat. Common)
James Phelps - La De Da I'm a Fool In Love

Huey (Piano) Smith & the Clowns - Don't You Just Know It
Bad Medicine - Trespasser
Ernie K-Doe - Mother-In-Law
Soul President - Got to Have It

Curtis Mayfield - Move On Up
Etta James & Sugar Pie Desanto- Do I Make Myself Clear

Syd DAle - Number One Spy
Diane Ray - please don;t talk to the life guard
Benny spellman - Lipstick tracces on a cigarette
RAy Charles - Busted
Manhattens - Why Should I Cry?

Jessie Hill - Whip It on me
Linda Balintine - Glad About That
Priscilla PAris - My Window
A Hawkshaw - OddBall

Sunshowers - MIA / Diplo

Friday, August 25, 2006

Unbridled Fun Under the Sun [WZRD]

Begegnungen II - Es War Einimal
Zsa Zsa Laboum - Something Scary
Ghost - Forthcoming From the Inside
Vagina Dentata Organ - Kill Baby Kill!

Banjo Ikey Robinson - Pizen Tea Blues
Current 93 - I'm the One
Eugene Chadbourne - Mr. Record Man

Clock DVA -Sound Mirror
Gary Clail On-U SoundSystem - Crocodile Eyes
David Byrne - Fuzzy Freaky (via Joe Remix)

Cabaret Voltaire - Runaway
Zos-Kia - Black Action
Bushido - Voices

Bo Weavil Jackson - The Devil and my Brown Blues
Leroy Carr - Nineteen Thirty-One Blues
Lena Wilson - Deceitful Blues

Mark Stewart - Shame
Rip Rig & Panic - Beat the Beast

Menace - GLC
The Opprerssed - Skinhead Girl
Bad Brains - Right Brigade

Enio Morricone - Occhio Alla Penna
Krupps - Wahre Lohn
Laura Lee Perkins - Don't Wait Up

Linda & the Epics - Gonna Be Loved
Flux - Youthful Immortal
Consolidated - This Is a Collective

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Two Slaps Radio [WLUW]

DJ Shadow - This Time (I'm Gonna Try It My Way)
The Falcons - The Things I Love
The Skyliners - This I Swear

Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings - Genuine
The Dixie Cups - You Should Have Seen the Way He Looked At Me
Madcliff - You Can Make the Change
James Brown - Stormy Monday

Loka - Meet Dad
Betty Wright - Shut Off the Light
Ike & Tina Turner - No More Lovin'
Lee Dorsey - Workin in a Coalmine

Lesley Gore - You Don't Own Me
Klaus Nomi - You Don't Own Me

Outkast - The Whole World
Chicago Afrobeat Project - Burning Bush
Chanters - No, No, No

Abass Abass - Africa Child
The RH Factor - Common Free Style
Dominoes - Have Mercy Baby

Youngblood Brass Band - Avalanche
Quantic feat. Spanky Wilson - Don't Joke With a Hungry Brain
Del Tha Funkee Homosapien - Mistadabolina

Nina Simone - here comes the sun
Chuck Berry - Too Much Monkey Business
Steroid maximus - aclectasis

Bill Laswell - simulacra ------from version to version
Bootsy Collins - Id rather be with you
Afrika Bambaata - DArk Matter

Friday, August 18, 2006

I AM Rock? [WZRD]

Cut Chemist - Spoon
Revolting Cocks - 38
The Damned - Temptation
Luc Van Acker - The Ship

Butthole Surfers - Dum Dum
Half Japanese - European Son
Cousin Joe - Hard Work

Boxes of Love - O.K.
The Virgin Prunes - King of Junk
The Bolshoi - Fly
The Pogues - Planxty Noel Hill

Love and Rockets - Haunted When the Minutes Drag
Einsturzende Neubauten -ZickZack
Ramones - Bonzo Goes to Bitburg

Espers - Widow's Weed
Psyclones - Gift of Noise
Anavan - Eel Air Camera

Laibach -
Black Flag - Loose Nut
Tack Head - Whats My Mission Now?

Subhumans - Cream of Wheat/Middle (R)age
The Mekons -Beaten and Broken/ Chop That Child in Half

Chicago Afrobeat Project - Tibet On It
Victims of Convenience - Cigarette Trick
The Replacements - Here Comes a Regular

AMORFATI - LaCarne
Artless - I am Rock

Friday, August 11, 2006

A lotta new wave, then alotta not-new wave, but absolutely no no-wave

Siouxie and the Banshees - Arabian Knights
The Rezillos - Glad All Over
Captain Beefheart and the MagicBand - Apes-Ma
Devo - Jurisdiction of Love

Gamelan Music
Fingerprintz- Houdini Love
The Fabulous Poodles - Bionic Man

Hamster Theatre - The Fairytale in Reverse !!!
Root Boy Slim & the Sex Change Band - Dozin' and Droolin'
Yipes! - Good Boys

The Dickies - Infidel Zombie
Peter Hamill - Mr. X (Gets Tense)/Faculty X !!
Iggy Pop - African Man !

NRBQ - It was an Accident
The Dance - Slippery When Wet !

William C Harrington - God Bless theMiners
Lou Reed - Walk on the Wild Side
Suzi Quatro - Rock Hard

Patti Smith Group - Pissing in the River !
Gary Numan - Down in the Park
The Contortions - Twice Removed

Spires That In the Sunset Rise - Rattlesnake
The Talking Heads - Life During Wartime
Kadaa - No Man's Land

Camper Van Beethoven - Pictures of Matchstick Men
Booker T & the MGs - Green Onions
Nora Keyes- Excreted From Our Mother's Womb

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Two Slaps Radio

Curtis Mayfield - Freddie's Dead
Talib Kweli
Black Machine - How Gee

Gnarls Barkley - Necromancer
Mandrill - Polk Street Carnival
Skying High - Getting off on Your Loving
De La Soul - Verbal Clap

Jungle Funk - Temporary Love
Tv on the Radio - Mr. Grieves (skpped)
War - Cisco Kid
Muhamed Rafi - Jaan Pechan Ho

Fela Kuti - Monday Morning in Lagos

Soul Digger - Soul Dig
The FAbulous Three - Night Bird
Pharoahs - Damballa

Pharcyde - Passin' Me By
The Spiders - I Didn't Want to Do It
FAye Adams - Hurts Me To My Heart
Johnny Ace - Saving my love for you

Little Richard - Tutti-Frutti
Joe Turner - Flip, Flop and Fly
Public Enemy - Do you Wanna Go Our Way ???
Shirley Bassey - Light My Fire
Rita Rossi - Untrue Unfaithful (That Was You)

Chocolate Genius - Hangover Nine
Angelique and Third World - Love Cycle

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Two Slaps Radio: I Put a Slap on You

Nina Simone - I put a Spell on You
Black Merda - Reality
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy

Ernie & the Top Notes - Dap Walk
Fishbone - Another Generation
Axiom Funk - Under The Influence

G Cook - Orbitron
Outkast - B.O.B.

Curtis Mayfield - Pusherman
The Bad Plus - Velouria
The Delfonics - Ready

The Fugees - Killing Me Softly
Saul Williams - Untitled
Black Moth Super Rainbow - Vietcaterpillar

Diamanda Galas - I put a Spell on You
V.A. - Libre Ego
Funkadelic - I Bet You

Screamin Jay Hawkins & Serge Gainsbourg - Constipation Blues
War - Where Was You At
Screamin Jay Hawkins - I put a Spell on You

Friday, July 28, 2006

Free to Be Born [WZRD]

My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult - A Daisy Chain 4 Satan
Prong - Beg to Differ

German Shepherds - I Begged Billy Not to Brag
Eugene Chadbourne - Alfred Hitchcock is Truth?

Rasputina - Barracuda (Heart cover live)
Harry Crews - The Way Out/Bring Me Out
Negativland - The Perfect Cut

Negativland - Gimme the Mermaid
Boo-Yaa T.R.I.B.E. - Get Ridd of MCs
Oingo Boingo - Minnie the Moocher
Nick Cave, Mick Harvey, and Blixa Bargeld - The News

Fear - The Mouth Don't Stop (The Problem With Women Is)
Metallica - Seek & Destroy
Soundgarden - Power Trip

Flea Circus - Skank Minnow
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Show Me Your Soul
Christian Death - I'm Using You (For Love)

Texas Midgets - Everything I Want
Washboard Sam - Digging My Potatoes
Willie Dixon - Walking the Blues
Tom Waits - Rain Dogs

Hunting Lodge - Born of Fire
Tragic Mulatto - Rise Up/Get Down
The Dead Milkmen - If You Love Somebody, Set Them on Fire

The Pioneers - Mama Look
Kraut - Unemployed
Fugazi - Shut the Door

Ultraman - Turn to Ice
Negativland - The Mashin of the Christ

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Two Slaps Radio

REM - I Walked With a Zombie (Roky Erikson cover from Where the Pyramid Meets The Eye)
Gnarls Barkley - Go-Go Gadget Gospel
Soul President - Got to Have It

Nate Evens - Main Squeeze
Sound Directions - Dice Game
Gil Scott Heron - Blue Collar
Betty Wright - Pain In My Heart

Betty Davis - Gettin Kicked Off, Havin Off
The Coup - We Are The Ones
The Gems - Can't Help Myself

Gogol Bordello - Start Wearin Purple
Juez - Sitra Achra
Tabakin - Spank
Gonzalez, Feist and Dani - Boomerang 2005

Funkadelic - Adolescent Funk
Blockhead - Cherry Picker
Mad Happy - Shoulda Dissed You

The Majestic Arrows - One More Time Around
The Coasters - Charlie Brown
Ronaldo Domino - Nevermore
Ray Charles - Night and Day

Thomas Bailey & the Flintstone - Flintstone Shuffle
Ike and Tina Turner - Nutbush City Limits
Chicago Afrobeat Project - Zambi

Miss Madelaine - Behave Yourself
The Flirtations - Nothin But a Heartache

Curtis Mayfield - If There's a Hell Below

Friday, July 21, 2006

Shnitzel Hop [WZRD]

Eazy E - Neighborhood Sniper
Amon Tobin - Turbal
Atari Teenage Riot - Not Your Business

Collage:
Sprung Aus Den Wolken - Warte/Sel Still
Borbetomagus and Friends - Improv 4
Os Mutantes - Ando Meio Desligado
Deutsch Amerikansche Freundschaft - Der Mussolini

Adventure Time - Take Me Down to the Sandy Shores
Wha HaHa - On the Floor
Spin 'N Grin - Rock Saga

Link Wray - Ain't That Lovin
Cream - Blue Condition
Wild Man Fischer - Sweet Little Cathy
Nurse With Wound - The Schmurz (unsullied by suckling)
Fats Comet - Rockchester

Cut Chemist - The Garden
Der Plan - Fehlplan (Wir Sind So Mude) (from Sehr Gut Kommt)
Sam Dees - Heritage of a Black Man
Charlie Mingus - The Search

The Sick Boys - Lost City
Flagyll - Twelve Toe Piece
Zeni Geva - Nai Ha
Grimen - The Waterfull Wizard

Daevid Allen - Bananareggae
Faust - The Faust Tapes
Cabaret Voltaire -Kino

Phillip Glass - Dances No. 1 and 3
Fehlfarben - Dollars and Deutsch Marks

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Two Slaps Radio

Big Boys - Funk Off
McKenzie Burns Project - Judging You
The Gems - I Can't Help Myself
James Phelps - Love is a Five Letter Word

Marie Queenie Lyons- Fever
DJ Logic - Simmer Slow
The Majestic Arrows - The Magic of Your Love
Essence - Fever (instrumental)

Eddie Bo - We're Doin it !
The Radiants - One Day I'll Show You
Black Sugar - Viajecito
Paul Kelly - The Upset

Opium Jukebox - God Save the Queen
Anandji V. Shah and Kalyanji Shah- Ganges a Go-Go

Youngblood Brass Band - Bloodshot
Black Merda - Good Luck
The Coup - Get That Monkey Off Your Back

Funkadelic - Fish, Chips and Sweat
Quincy Jones w Bill Cosby - Hikky Burr
Greyboy - Outerlude
Afrika Bambaataa - YaknowhatI'msayin

Fela Kuti - It's No Possible

Friday, July 14, 2006

Hey, you spilled Metal in my Vinyl! [WZRD]

King Diamond - A Visit From the Dead
Sodom - Tired and Red
Lard - Mate, Spawn, & Die

The Great Kat - Flight of the Bumblebee
Social Distortion - Mommy's Little Monster
Sun City Girls - The Shining Path
CHUMBAWUMBA - Ruben Has been Shot

Econochrist - Comabox / More to this Life
Vomito Negro - In Strict Tempo (part 2)
Girl Trouble - hey Mrs. Jones

Screaming Trees - Ocean of Confusion
Artillery - Khomaniac !
Syd Barrett - Terrapin

Citizen Fish - How to Write Ultimate Protest Songs
Blake Babies - Star
Naked Raygun - Holding You
The Stranglers - Golden Brown

Pop Will Eat Itself - Dance of the Mad !
Sepultera - Inner Self
Tom Waits - Telephone all From Istanbul

The Ventures - Walk Don't Run
Boom and the Legion of Doom - Dismemberment
Hawkwind - Wings

Fearless Iranians From Hell - A Martyr in Every Home
Big Dril Car - Let Me Walk
The Uptown Rhythm Kings - Oooh-Wow
The NY Citizens - Boxer Shorts

KMFDM - Friede
Dyoxen - First Among Equals
Pegboy - Method

The Fall - Mr. Pharmacist
Urban Dance Squad - Prayer for my Demo
The Rollins Band - The Dietmar Song/Black & White

God'sAcre - 7 Things to do on Speed

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Two Slaps Radio [WLUW]

The Coup - My Favorite Mutiny
Madvillain - Accordion
Gnarls Barkley - Smiley Faces

TV on the Radio -Poppy
Over Night Low - The Witch Doctor
Philadelphia Allstars - Masterpiece

The Coasters - Love Potion No 9
Wax Tailor - Que Sera !!
Isaac Hayes - Truck Turner (Main Title)
Black Merda - Thats the Way it Goes

Co Real Artists - What About You (in the world today)
Ms. Tyree "Sugar" Jones - If YYou Feel Like It
O.V. Wright - Eight Men, Four Women

Bobby Byrd - I'm Just a Nobody
The Chamber Brothers - All Strung Out Over You
Rebirth Brass Band - Feel Like Funkin It Up
Shirley Bassey - Moonraker

Charles Wright - Express Yourself
Busdriver - Imaginary Places
The Pharaohs - Tracks of My Tears

Clarence "Frogman" Henry - Ain't Got No Home
Vampire's Sound Incorporation - The Lion and the Cucumber
The Mar-Keys - Last Night

Solomon Burke - Bert Russell
Massak - BLA Pt. 1

Friday, July 07, 2006

TubeGenius [WZRD]

Dan Deacon - Predator vs. Moses !
Coachwhips - Mid-Tempo Violent Dancer

Screamin Jay Hawkins - I put a Spell on You (live on Night Music)
Opium Jukebox - Supernaut
Sage Francis - The Buzz Kill

Diamanda Galas - I Put a Spell on You
M83 - A Guitar and a Heart
Supevillains - Supervillain Fanfare

The Church of the Subgenius presents The Hour of Slack

Funkadelic - One Nation Under a Groove
Prince - Performance from the Muppet Show
Gogol Bordello - Occurence on the Border

Neko Case - Things that Scare Me
Piedmont - Active Classic
Why? - Piedmont
Johnny Cash - (Ghost) Riders in the Sky

Spires that in the Sunset Rise - Rattlesnake
Adsit - Color Sticks
Perez Prado - Mambo No. 9
Northern State - The Man's Dollar

Acid Mother's Temple & the Melting Paraiso UFO - Asimo's Naked Breakfast: Rice andShrine
Minotaur - Pleasure Stench No. 1

Interview with Reverend Ivan Stang, founder and leader of the world's The Church of the SubGenius on the old Jon Stewart show

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Uncle Jam Wants You! (Two Slaps Radio #12)

Ween - Freedom of 76
Billy Preston - Billy's Bag
Jackson 5 - I Want You Back (Z Trip Remix)

Amadou & Mariam - La Rralite
Amen Corner - Expressway to Your Heart

Ike & Tina Turner - I can't Believe What You Say
Prince - 200 Balloons
David 'Fathead' Newman - The Thirteenth Floor
The Chiffons - Doctor of Hearts

Bo Diddley - Road Runner
The Revlons - After Last Night
Ray Charles - Lets Go Get Stoned

Lee Fields - Let A Man Do What He Wanna Do
Miles Davis - Go Ahead John (part 2-C)
Gil Scott Heron - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised

Isley Brothers - Shout
JD & The Evil's Dynamite Band - Beer (So Nice). Right On
The Undisputed Truth - Smiling Faces Sometimes (Futureshockshock Main Ingredient Mix)
Gnarls Barkley - Smiley Faces

The Coasters - Charlie Brown
Screamin Jay Hawkins - Frenzy
Toussaint McCall - Nothing Takes the Place of You

Gloria Jones - Tainted Love
Little Milton - Grits Ain't Groceries
Poother, Ultd. - Tastee Freeze

Black Merda - Windsong
Os Mutantes - Hey Boy
Phil Upchurch Combo - You Can Sit Down (pts. 1 & 2)
James Carr - Pouring Water on a Drowning Man

Quincy Jones - Groovy Gravy

Friday, June 30, 2006

I = Proud 'o This [WZRD]

Naked Raygun - Managua
Yellowman - Body Move
The Smiths - Barbarism Begins at Home

Einsterzende Neubauten - Seele Brent
The Pain Teens - The Basement !!
Shockabilly Vietnam - Vietnam/Flying

The Big Boys - Which Way To Go
Devo - Shout
Mark Stewart & Maffia - the wrong name and the wrong number
Death in June - LastFarewell !

...A Thinking Plague - The War !!!
Attrition - The Beginning of the End

Television Personalities - La Grande Illusion !
Group Sex - Nipomo
Samhain - I Am Misery

FredFrith &Henry Kaiser - It Moves
The Fall - Drago's Guilt
AlexStahl - Timbre Management

Steve Peters - Lotta Lights T'night
DaevidAllen - Pearls !!
The Velvet Underground - Stephanie Says
JFA- Charlie Brown

JFA - I Want
Big Daddy Sun and the Outer Planets - Clothes Don't Make the Man
Greg Sage - Straight Ahead
TV on the Radio w/ Trent Reznor and Peter Murphy - Bela Lugosi's Dead
Eve Libertine - Acts of Love !!!

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Two Slaps Radio [WLUW]

Quincy Jones w Bill Cosby - Hikky Burr
Ennio Morricone - Allegretto Per Signora
James K-Nine - Live it Up

Booker T and the MGs - Green Onions
Jaylib - Nowadayz
Curtis Mayfield - Pusherman

Nina Simone - The Glory of Love
Devo - Midget
Lee Fields - Problems
Chuck Berry - Too Much Monkey Business

Screamin Jay Hawkins - Little Demon
The Fabulous Three - Nightbird !!!
TV on the Radio - Satellite
Themselves - Dr. Moonorgun

Greyboy - Ruffneck Jazz
Antibalas - Elephant

Shirley Bassey - Light My Fire
London Funk Allstars - Represent
Kashmere Stage Band - Scorpio
Beastie Boys - Transition
James Reese And The Progressions - Let's Go (It's Summertime)

Bobby Byrd - You Got Soul
Saul Williams - Our Father
The Pharaohs - The Pharaohs Love Y'all
Material w William Burroughs - Words of Advice

Parliament - Starchild
Pharcyde - Passin Me By

Friday, June 23, 2006

WZRD

Faust - T-Electronique (Mathias Schaffhauser remix)
Kitaro - Jouney to Adventure
Negativland - Michael Jackson

Jonathan Richmond and the Modern Lovers - California Desert Party !
Mad Parade - Second Chances
The Grapes of Wrath - O Lucky Man
Spahn Ranch - Lo nd Behold/Echoes of the Day !

Jane's Addiction - Mountain Song
The Holy Sisters of the Gaga Dada - Round and Round
Megadeth - These boots Were Made for Walkin

Elvis Hitler - Berlin to Memphis
Blind Idiot God - Dark and Light
Killdozer - Hottentot

Half Japanese - Stripping for Cash/Thick and Thin/Diary !
Pailhead - No Bunny
Borghesia - No Upanja, ni strahu

Golden Palominos - For A Few Dollars More !
Cabaret Voltaire - 24 - 24
Dead Can Dance - Mesmerism

Woody Guthrie - 1913 Massacre
Joy Division - 24Hours
Stephen Mallinder - The Devil in Me
93 Current 93 - Holy Holy Holy (for Dusa)

Feathers- Ibex Horn
Jackhammer 5 - Ten Thousand Days
Krandlebaum Monumentus - Tina Goes to the Supermarket

Big Black - The Model
Jandek - Spiritual Song

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

TwoSlaps Radio

Screamin Jay Hawkins - Little Demon
Col. Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains - Elephant Ghost
Medeski Martin & Wood - I Wanna Ride You

Fats Domino - Whole Lotta Lovin
Karl Denson - Rumpwinder
Paty - Cavalo de Pau

De Falla - Popozuda Rock'n'Roll
Johnny's Guitar - Bangasen '66
Dangermouse & Murs - To A Black Boy

Black Merda - I'm Ashamed of You
Gorillaz - Dare
Jamie Lidell - A Little Bit More
Afu-Ra - Livin Like Dat (feat. Masta Killa)
Four Tops - Bernadette

Charles Wright - Express Yourself
Cee-Lo - When we Were Friends
The Pharaohs - Tracks of My Tears

Sun Ra - Robin
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy (live on Jools Holland)
The Coup - My Favorite Mutiny

Bobby Byrd - If You Got A Love You Better (Hold On To It)
Eric Burdon and War - Tobacco Road

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

TwoSlaps Radio #9

Busdriver - Temporary Forevor
Elvis Costello and Allen Toussaint - Who's Gonna Help Brother Get Further
Yesterday's New Quintet - Visions

TV on the Radio - Young Liars bonus track
Carlos Garnett - Nobody Knows
Pharcyde - Passin Me By

The Coup - ShoYoAss
Black Moth Super Rainbow - Count Backwards to Black
Sound Directions - Play Car
Radio Pyongyang - Arirang

Kasai Allstars - Koyile/Nyeka Nyeka
The Coasters - Charlie Brown
Gnarls Barkley - St. Elsewhere

Chicago Afrobeat Project - Talking Bush !
Andre 3000 - Spread
The Pharaohs - Ibo
Jamie Lidell - When I Come Back Around

Beck - Get Real Paid
S*H*A*C*K - Dish Cuts 2
Sly & the Family Stone - You Can Make it if you Try

Eve Barnum - Please Newsboy !
Ernie K-Doe - Mother-In-Law

Friday, June 09, 2006

in it to win it with the classics [WZRD]

Iggy Pop - Passenger
Bad Brains - I and I Survive
Pere Ubu - Cloud

Spahn Ranch - Swim
New York Pig Funkers - Tomato Grosso
VNV Nation - Procession

Throbbing Gristle - Discipline

Sun Ra - Other Nothingness
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer
Mister Fuckhead - Fuck*3 !
Pseudocode - The Brightness of Love and Illusion !!!

Velvet Underground - Heroin
Gang of Four - Not Great Men
Ruby - Heidi (Scream Team Remix)

Kool Keith - Lost in Space
Slim andSam - Buck Dance Rhythm
Secret Mommy - Gas Prices

DJ Elephant Power - BikeBox
The Flickering of Sowing Time
Portion Control - Psycho-BodSaves the World/Brain Scraper Death Dive

[collage]
Martin Donegan - Edgar Allen Poe's "TMs. Found in a Bottle"
Sun Ra - Music from "The Heliocentric World of Sun Ra, Vol. 1"

Friday, June 02, 2006

why aren't I dropping acid into my eyeballs? my head's bees elsewheres. [WZRD]

Time Zone - World of Destruction
Metal Urbain - Panik

House of Freaks - Black Cat Bone
The Leopards - I'm Drowning
Quintron - Caveman 5000

The Beguiled - Next in Line
Wild - Sex Junkie (Slime Skin Flick Taster Mix Skin Flix Mix)
Velvet Underground - Rock and Roll

Monks of Doom - Vs. Montana !
Fred Frith - The Turning of an Hourglass
Sarah Vaughan - Whatever Lola Wants (Gotan Project Remix)

The Ventures - Ginza Ska/ Pike
Magas - Walk Through the Dark
Thomas Dolby - The Key to Her Ferrari

Blood of Abraham - Stabbed by the Steeple
The Cynics - Abba
Pine Leaf Boys - Les Barres de Prison

Carriere Brothers - Blues a Bebe
The Marshmallow Overcoat - Walking in this World
Basokin feat. Mi Amor - Mulume

The Adolescents - Amoeba
Eyedea - September 1st
The Mekons - The Ballad of Sally

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

TwoSlaps Radio #7

Desmond Dekker - The Israelites
The Coup - My Favorite Mutiny
Gnarls Barkley - The Boogie Monster

David Bowie - Breaking Glass
Catalyst - Ain't It the Truth
Ike & Tina Turner - Louie Louie

The Mohawks - Dr. Jeckyll & Hyde Park
Mandrill - Peace and Love
Stanton Moore - Common Ground

Gorillaz - Dare
Foetus - Today I Started Slogging Again

The Four Tops - Seven Rooms of Gloom
Mr. Dibbs - Rhythmic Soaring
Os Mutantes - Ando Meio Desligado
James Reese and the Progressors - Let's Go

James Chance - Off Black
Blockhead - Triptych, Pt. 1
Radio4 - Our Town

Charles Wright - Doin What Comes Naturally
Mary Wells - The One Who Really Loves You
Funkadelic - Back in Our Minds

Chris Kenner - Like It Like That, Pt. 1
Liquid Liquid - Optimo
Axiom Funk - Hideous Mutant Freekz

Dinosaur L - Clean On Your Bean #1

Friday, May 26, 2006

gotta whiz-whiz-whizard [WZRD]

various artists - RadioWorm #74

Kasai Allstars - Koyile/Nyeka Nyeka #! (from Congotronics 2: Buzz'N'Rumble from the Urb'N'Jungle) #
Apartment- No. 5
Think about Life - Commander Riker's Party #

Magas - Easy to Please #
Avarus - Loylivesi #
John Jackson - Railroad Bill (from Classic African American Ballads) #

Saber Tooth - ??? #
Chris Abrahams - Lost Time Not Found Again #
Ernest Stoneman - Wreck of Number Nine (from Masters of Old-Time Country Autoharp) #

Melvins - Hoidini Lives 2005 #
Priness - Buildings

Ohsees - ??? #
Grupo Naidy - El Botellon #!
Rhys Chatham - Guitar Trio #
Secret Mommy - Gas Prices (grom Project Bicycle)

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

TwoSlaps Radio #6

Ween - Freedom of '76
Gnarls Barkley - Just a thought

Smokey Robinson & the Miracles - Ooo Baby Baby
TV on the Radio - Young Liars
Diana Ross & the Supremes - Love is Here and Now You're Gone
Blue Mitchell - Good Humor Man

Bobby Hutcherson - Ummh
Funky Porcini - Sleepy
Marvin Gaye - Is that Enough

Bruce Arnold - Blues for Arnie
Lou Donaldson - If There's A Hell Down Below

Bobby Hutcherson - Family Affair
Les McCann & Eddie Harris - Compared to What
Grant Green - Sookie Sookie

Ramsey Lewis - Function at the Junction
Stevie Wonder - Front Line
Bonobo - Pick Up

The Four Tops - Seven Rooms of Gloom !!!!!

Jr. Walker & the All Stars - Cleo's Mood
Temptations - Superstar (Remember How You Got Where You Are)

Why - Little Titanic

Friday, May 19, 2006

Strange Coots [WZRD]

Think Differently ft. Aesop Rock and Del tha Funky Homosapien - Preservation
An Albatross - I Will Swim into the Lazer Eye
Saturday Looks Good To Me - The Girl's Distracted (played slow)
Disrobe - Lost Rights/ Seething
Midget Parade - Zombie

400 Blows - The Biggest Hit Yet
Strange Fruit - Another Love Son
J+J+J - Bus Rider/Driver / Dobrze
Matt Miller - Goin to Hell

The Affair - Honey
Mahjongg - Wipe Out
Les Savy Fav - Knowing Howthe World Works
The Keep - She's So Wild

Exene Cervenka - Tombs
Illusion of Safety - Banished

Insect Deli vs. Madame Chao -Slavery Pt. 9
Superkools - In my Way
Japanther - Critical Circles

Gnarls Barkley - Just a Thought
Hrvatski - Une Drole De Journee
Green Velvet - UFOs

Go-Gos - We Got the Beat
Lozenge - Grychchyng & Grunting
The Like Young - I've Been Used /Tempt Me

Proper Grounds - Mind Tempest
Think Differently ft RZA & MF Doom - Biochemical Equation

Year Future - Nature Unveiled
Out of Band Experience - Warning: Danger
Alec Empire - 22:24

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

TwoSlaps Radio #5

Mandrill - Folks on a Hill
Masri Mokassar - Shaky Knees
Leroy & the Drivers - The Sad Chicken

Carleen & the Groovers - The Thing
Black Merda - The Way It Goes
Bigg Jus - This is Poor People's Day

DJ Logic - Eyes Open (but dead)
War - Beetles in the Bog
Rusty Bryant - Mister S

Mirwais - Naove Song
Cidinho & Doca - Cidade de Deus

Pavaneunse - Rap Pedreire Columbia

Red Hot Chili Peppers - Hollywood
Youngblood Brass Band - ???
Beastie Boys - Namaste

Seu Jorge - Tive Razao
Mickey and the Soul Generation - Message from a Black Man
Curtis Mayfield - Freddie's Dead

Tina Turner - Funkier than a Mosquito's Tweeter
Betty Harris - Ride Your Pony (from Voodoo Soul)

Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy - California Uber Alles
DJ Dolores - De Dar Do
Don - Sunshine Day

Erwan Band - Khon Muangkhan
John Coltrane - Resolution

Friday, May 12, 2006

Shummer Woeven [WZRD]

Phillip Glass- Forgetting
Dead Steelmill -Los Estados Unidos
Las Rubias Del Norte - Soledad #!

The Delmonas - I did him wrong
The Cynics - Close to Me
Big Jim Chu - Jerky Time (from Catering to the Greatest Uncommon Denominator) #
KMFDM - M&F 244

Toots & the Maytalls - 54-46
Public Enemy - Brothers Gonna Work it Out
Consolidated - Fight the Fascists
Liars - Let's Not Wrestle Mt. Heart Attack #
Patsy Cline - Back in Baby's Arms

Tom Waits - Jockey Full of Bourbon
The Fever - Curtains / Redhead #!
Cock E.S.P. - No Cock Blues (the president has no cock mix by Obscuaratron/Albee) #
Tragic Mulatto - Stinking Corpse !!

Dead Milkmen - Now Everybody's Me
Prong - For Dear Life

L. ron Hubbard & Friends - The Road to Freedom
My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult - The Days of Swine and Roses
Fugazi - Sieve

Gnarls Barkley - Just a thought
Zombies - Imagine the Swan
Meat Beat Manifesto - Dog Star

F/i - Keep the Third Eye Open #
The Yoshida Brothers - Canon #
Magas - Transgressors #

H-Bomb Ferguson & the Bluesmen - Woodpecker
Samiam - Underground

Brian Eno + David Byrne - Mea Culpa/Regiment #!
Ellen Burr - Permutations

Nurse with Wound - ???

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

TwoSlaps Radio #4

The Soul Clan - That's How I Feels
Senor Coconut - El Coco Baile
Charles Wright - Express Yourself

Ernie and the Top Notes - Dap Notes
as melhores do la- Urucrania
Soul Machine - Bag of Goodies
Co Real Artists - What About You (in the world today)

The Funky 16 Corners - Interlude
Gnarls Barkley - St. Elsewhere

Dyke & the Blazers - Funky Broadway
Pharcyde - Ya Mama
Funkadelic - I Wanna Know If It's Good To You

Mandrill - Peace and Love (Amani Na Mapenzi)
Kool & the Gang - Chocolate Buttermilk <--ick, too solid gold
Baka Beyond - Sad Among Strangers

James & Bobby Purify - I'm Your Puppet
Smokey Robinson & the Miracles - Mickey's Monkey
Gene Chandler - Rainbow

Mohamed Raafi - Jaan Pechan Ho
P Funk Guitar Army - Pleasure With the Dirt Devil
Franco Micalizzi - ???

Mirwais - I Can't Wait
Cruel Funk - 07
Miss Kittin & the Hacker - ???

The Detroit Sex Machines - The Stretch
The Cookies - Ruby Baby
Gloria Jones - Tainted Lve

Ozomatli - Chango
Eliot Lipp - Rap Tight

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

TwoSlaps Radio #3

Irma Thomas - I Done Got Over/Iko Iko/Hey Pocky Way
Gnarls Barkley - Smiley Faces
The Monotones - Book of Love

Little Esther - Cherry Wine
Boogaloo Joe Jones - Dream On Little Dreamer
Ruth Brown - (Mama) He Treats Your Daughter Mean

Konono No. 1 - Paradiso
Carleen & the Groovers - The Thing
Amnesty - Free Your Mind

Edwin Starr - Big Papa
The Blackbyrds - Cornbread
Roy Ayers - Coffy

Fela Kuti - Water No Get Enemy

Axiom Funk - Orbitron Attack

Trouble Funk - B

DJ Shadow - You Can't Go Home Again
O.V. Wright - Eight Men, Four Women

Friday, April 28, 2006

weird old cassettes and brand new cds (also weird) [WZRD]

Nurse With Wound - Nylon Coverin', Body Smotherin'
Book of Lies - Sleepily Coiled
Zen Bovine - Going Down
Tribe - Circles and Squares

Gnarls Barkley - Crazy #!!!!
IfIHadAHiFi - Ay, Paisano #
Lolita #18 - The First Gale of Spring
Mahnty Core - 12 Hits of Acid

Zombies on Broadway - Theme
Modern Machines - Rosa #
The Fever - Redhead #
Intrinsic Action - Proto-Male/Bad Jack

AKT - Prince No Deserto Vermelho #!!!
Pari Kekkonen Band - Untitled (from Wahrnehmungen Sampler 1981)
Rogalli Revival Band - Angst (from Wahrnehmungen Sampler 1981)

Urbn DK - Adjustment Center
Screeching Weasel - Inside Herself (live WZRD 1992)
USA is a Monster - The Clay People

Necktie Party - Straight Through Your Head
Birdy Nam Nam - Body, Mind, Spirit #
E.N. - Down Syndrome

The Modifiers - What I Want
Sons of John Glenn - Repeat and Fade
The Knights of the New Crusade - When Knights are Low #

Sound Collage:
Dairy of a Young Punk Audio Zine #6 !
Crawling with Tarts - Grand Surface Noise Opera Nr. 7: The Decadent Opera #

Gideon Alorwoyie and the African American Unity Ensemble - Untitled (live)
Bendeniz - Kirmizi Liber (from Turkish Groove) #
Morrissey - I will See You in Far Off Places #

Deadtech - Got Me on the Run

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

TwoSlaps Radio #2

[TwoSlaps Radio is the only weekly funk and soul show currently airing on Chicago radio. You can catch it every tuesday morning, from 2 - 4AM on WLUW 88.7fm]

5678's - I'm Blue
The Ikettes - I'm Blue (the Gong Gong Song)
Desmond Dekker - The Israelites

Herbie Hancock - The Melody (On the Deuce by 44)
Madlib - The Rock (Humps) #
The Counts - Thinking Single
Coldcut - True Skool

Fishbone - Party at Ground Zero
King Curtis - Memphis Soul Stew
Isley Brothers - Lay Away

Up, Bustle & Out - 1,2,3, Alto Y Fuera
Funkadelic - I wanna Know if it's Good to You
Saul Williams - ???

The Residents - This is a Man's World
Benny Spellman - Lipstick Traces (On A Cigarette)
Brenton Wood - The Oogum Boogum Song

The Beastie Boys - Namaste
Tabla Beat Science - Audiomaze
Kay Jel Ma - Bibson/Xuman (from Africa Raps)

24 Carat Black - 24 Carat Black (from Blaxploitation Vol. 2)
Jasmon - Dimdanana (from World Lounge)
Blockhead - Tryptich Pt 2

Eric Burdon & War - Paint it Black


[Eric Burdon & War doing "Paint It Black"]

Friday, April 21, 2006

Friday. Broke. [WZRD]

Hawkwind - Infinity
Coitus Int. - Under my Skin
Plastillina Mosh - Ode to Mauricio Garces
Frank Hubbell & the Stompers - The Night they Raided Minskys

R.L. Burnside - Shake Em On Down
Bomboras -Adventures Through Inner Space
Bix Beiderbecke - Lazy Daddy (take two)

Eugene Chadbourne - Misty I know You're Misty 'Cus You Miss Me When I'm Gone
Butthole Surfers - Hey
Parliament - Dr. Funkenstein

To Catch aWave - Someone Recently Stole the Front Tire
Madball - Our Family
Legendary Pink Dots - Prisoner
Klaus Nomi - The ColdSong

Klaus Nomi - Wasting My Time
Beck - Bonus Beats
Orgasmo - Sevrock
Split Lip Rayfield - Coffee

Neu! - After Eight
Naked Aggression - They Can't Get Me Down
Cabaret Voltaire - Hells Home
The Temptations - Hey, Bo Diddley

Kraftwerk - Kristallo
LarynxZillion's Novelty Shop - The Missing Link
VAST - Dirty Hole

Dean Martin - Lay Some Happiness on Me
Buckethead - Ghost
Bertolt Brecht - medley of songs from "Zeit Wirdknapp"

Klaus Schulze - Percussion Planate

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Two Slaps Radio [WLUW]

James Brown - People Get Up and Drive that Funky Soul
Ronnie Foster - Mystic Brew
Shirley Bassey - Light my Fire (Kenny Dope Remix)

Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
Antibalas - Elephant

Catalyst - The Demon, Pt. 1
Gil Scott Heron - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
Pretty Girls Make Graves - Domino

Frank Zappa with the Plastic Ono Band - Turkey
Black Merda - Cynthy Ruth
War - Four Cornered Room

Curtis Mayfield - Pusherman
Pharaohs - Damballa
Charles Wright - Take Your Time

Sun Ra - Where Pathways Meet
Pharcyde - Passin Me By
Amon Tobin - Pirhana Breaks

Greyboy Allstars - Ruffneck Jazz
Vampires Sound Incorporation - Droge CX 9 (from Vampyros Lesbos: Sexadelic Dance Party)
Madlib - Mystic Bounce

Herb Zwick - Commies Go Home
The Mohawks - The Champ

Saturday, April 15, 2006

ill-fitting shorts are the new fannypack-and-moustache

Date: 4/15/06
Show: Tarantula Hill benefit at Ex-Nihilist
Price: Donation
Things I missed to be there:Second Fridays in Pilsen, Thymme Jones at South Union Arts, Radiant Darling at Bar Vertigo

Noise is a hard sell on the first warm warm Friday of the year. Despite the fact that over ten bands were scheduled to perform (about half actually did), it was a modest crowd at the former Nihilist combo. As per usual, I missed a few bands at the beginning and end. Here's what I saw.

Insect Deli sounded like she was trying to put together a broken rave and she didn't have the right glue. Forget everything I've ever said about not enjoying people fiddling with boxes, she does it right. I highly recommend listening to her new album.

Warmth was building up to something that never really happened.

Rubber Spunky sounded like two spaceships fucking in the jungle.

Pommel "sounds like Fantomas covering the score from the WPWR Power 50 Sunday afternoon mystery movie" would be a great example, except for the fact that Fantomas did something like that, and it sounded nothing like this.

Panicsville finally fixed that rave Insect Deli was fiddling with. Then he played it backwards. Then he slowed it down. Then he smashed it against Billy Side's face. The two minute set was well worth the seven month wait.

also, Rotten Milk was tweaking booty jams on his laptop in a way I dug. I left before headliner Bloodyminded started because the beach was calling to me and I couldn't be inside no more.

Friday, April 14, 2006

built on a technicality [WZRD]

Slavic Soul Party - Going Down, Looking Up
Adventure Time - The Age of Aquariums
Bobby Conn - The Homeland

Hans Grusel - Common Housefly Symphony #
Condenada - War Eternal
Insect Deli - Taste Test
Illaziam - Gling

Pleasure Forever -Czarina
Chicago Underground Trio - Protest
Negativland - The Perfect Cut

Nico - Chelsea Girls
C-Rayz Walz - 3 Card Molly
Rolf islevand - Passacaglia spontanea#

Vincent Parker - Electro Revival Squad#
Lyrics Born - Callin Out
Charizma & Peanut Butter Wolf - Methods

Ganglion - Thinning the Herd#
Little Annie - Bless Those
Eliot Lipp - Gordo
VeeDee - Midwest Tet

The Mothers of Invention -Montana
Cock E.S.P. - Take Some Ibuprofen and you Probably Won't Feel the Pain (Dixie Prix remix)
Metal Urbain - Ghetto
Fartz - Is this the Way?/Judgment Day

Error - Brains Out !
Takagi Masakatsu - j.f.p.

grotus - Up Rose the Mountain
Quintron - Miniture Breakdown
The Go!Team - Ladyflash

Fred Frith - Guitar Solos

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

dEAR eRIC,
Please write reviews of the following shows you've been to in the last mointh

1. Bludwulf and Disrobe at the Albion House
2. BunnyBrains, Sir Richard Bishop, Jackie O Motherfucker at Union Pool [Brooklyn]
3. The Chicago Sound, Gays in the Military, and Black Bear Combo at the Beat Kitchen
4. No Fun Fest at the Hook [Brooklyn]
5. Lord of the Yum Yum, To Catch a Wace, Nick Butcher at Mister City

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

i keep going to shows, but all I write are playlists [WLUW]

Pedestrian - The Toss & Turn
Eliot Lipp - Rap Tight #!
Coldcut - New Skool #

Blondie - Bang a Gong/Funtime (live)
The Contours - Just a Little Misunderstanding (from Mod Club Party)
Smack - For a Daqui (from The Sexual Life of Savages)

The Highwaymen - Highwaymen
Bad Brains - Right Brigade

Eyedea & Abilities - Act Right
The Free Design - Never Tell the World !!
Nous Non Plus - Tant Pis Pour Toi #!

David & the Citizens - Summer is No Man's Land
H.P. Lovecraft - Homemade Time Machine !
Josephine Foster - Der Konig in Thule #!!!!

Smashing Pumpkins - Cinnamon Girl
Sondre Lerche and the Faces Down Quartet - The Curse of Being in Love
Shopping - Dan-Nat-Dun-Uh (from Regime Change)

I-Attack - I-Attack
The Groodies - Carcrash
Naked Raygun - Bananacuda

Manu Chao - Clandestino
SamaraLubeski - Sister Silver #!
Felix Da Housecat - Rocketride

OOIOO - Mountain Book
Eels - If you see Natalie (live) #
Gogol Bordello - 60 Revolutions *

zZz - Godspeed
Acid Mothers Temple - L'Ambition dans le Miroir

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

. [WLUW]

Cocteu Twins - Iceblink Luck
The Infrasonics - The Job #
McClusky - To Hell With Good Intentions

Daniel Knox - Cake 4 #
The Capricorns - Don't Close Your Eyes #
Tom Waits - Ice Cream Man

Tortoise - Tin Cans and Twine
Odd Nosdam - 11th Avenue Freakout Pt. 2
Sun City Girls -Space Prophet Dogon

Busdriver - Unemployed Black Astronaut
Kickball - Brown #

Screeching Weasel - Anthem for a New Tomorrow
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Cheated Hearts #
Doveman - Teacup !

Judas Priest - Diamonds in the Rust
Gorillaz - El Manana
Da Beatminerz feat. Wordsworth and the Last Emperor - It Ain't Enough

Kraftwerk - The Man Machine
Looper - Sugarcane
Lord of the Yum Yum - Flight of the Bumblebee

Four Tet - and then patterns
Ween - Don 't Get 2 Close (2 My Fantasy)

Massive Attack - Leave with me
Polkaholics - Polka Your Troubles Away

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

meh

Why? - Dumb Hummer #
Serge Gainsbourg - Initals B.B.
Medeski Martin & Wood - I Wanna Ride You

The Flaming Lips -There You Are - Jesus Song No. 7
The Business - Do Anything You Wanna Do
Billy Bragg - The Marching Song of the Covert Battallions

Velvetron - Snoozebar #
R.E.M. - I Walked with a Zombie (Roky Erikson cover from Where the Pyramid Meets the Eye)
Butthole Surfers - Earthquakes (Roky Erikson cover from Where the Pyramid Meets the Eye)
zZz - Ecstacy #

Howe Gelb - Neon Filler#
Two Gallants - 16th St. Dozens #
The White Stripes - Red Bowling Ball Ruth

Slayer - Mandatory Suicide
Dengue Fever - 1000 Tears of a Tarantula
Talking Heads - Crosseyed & Painless

Bunny Brains - Mr. Tommy (Poor henry Style)
the Bad Plus - Anthem for the Earnest
Antipop Consortium - Ghostlawns
Voices & Organs - Idle Words #2 #

Love and Rockets - It Could Be Sunshine
Sondre Lerche - You Sure Look Swell #!
Jel - All Day Breakfast

Delia Gonzalez & Gavin Russom - 13 Moons

Friday, March 17, 2006

Don't Tell Me I Look Like I need Rest, it Throws Me Off and Makes Me Feel Bad

Ghostigital - Good Morning
Chris D/Divine Horsemen - Heat from the Sun
The Residents - Lord, It's Lonely/ The Knife Fight

Fred Frith/Tom Cora - It's Fine !
White Flag - Middle Class Hell
Jody Foster's Army - Charlie Brown/ I want
The Fall - Smile (from Speed Trials)

Beastie Boys - Egg Raid on a Mojo (from Speed Trials)
Itals - Jah Glory (from Calling All Rastafari)
Yellowman - Wreck a Pum Pum

Samhain - I am Misery
Roomfull of Blues - Dressed to Get Messed Up
SVDB - Chain Reaction
Shattered Faith - Rise & Fall
Anne Waldman - Uh Oh Plutonium (from Better an Old Demon Than a New God)

Richard Hell - The Rev Hell Gets Confused (from Better an Old Demon Than a New God)

Mark Stewart & Maffia - Learning to Cope With Cowardice
Arto Lindsay - Alisa
Wha Ha Ha - Keiro no hibi
Ornament - Ulrich Susse
Beaver Harris - Land of the Pharohs

the Dogmatics - Sister Serena
The Smiths - Meat is Murder
Rapture in Baghdad - Taal
The Android Sisters - Huh?

The Deprogrammers -America
The Crucifucks - By the Door/ Oh Where Oh Where
The Ex - Blueprints for a Blackout

Billy Bragg - Weird things happen
Plasticland - Elongations

16 Bitch Pile Up - ???

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Chocolate Hamentashen

Bikini Kill- Thurston Hears a Who
Holy Roman Empire - Your Side
The M's - Never do this Again

Jel - Thrashin #!
Trio - Hearts are Trump
Tarantella - Hidden track 1

Bakelite 78 - St. James Infirmary
Os Mutantes - Hey Boy
Polysics - Wild One <-Omigod, these guys get better every time I hear them

Descendents - Dog and Pony Show
The Frogs - And Now You Know You're Black
Nightmares on Wax - The Sweetest

Daniel Wang - Berlin Sunrise (from Idol Tryouts 2)
Agent Orange - Too Young to Die
IFIHADAHIFI - Chance-Medley

King Crimson - Level Five
The Pedestrians - Left on Destruction
East West Blast Test - Unwanted Inches

Johnny Cash - Wanted Man
Clouddead - Rhymer's Only Room
My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult - Do You Wanna Get Funky With Me

Pink Mountaintops - Lord Let Us Shine
Yea Big - Perverse Display of Friendship
Greenlight - Head Erased (10110)

Elvis Costello & the Attractions - Goon Squad
The Dutchmen - ??? (from their split with Velcro Lewis)

Angel Eyes - By the Time he was my age, Orson Wells had made Citizen Kane

Friday, March 10, 2006

jenny lewis has some big ass titties [WZRD]

[I regret not taping this show more than any in years]

Acid Mothers Temple - Starless and Bible Black Sabbath #

report from the protest Tom Robb at the pro immigration march

Minutemen - Glory of Man/Nothing Indeed
The White Lie - Postcard from Dachau (from Rat Music for Rat People)

Public Image Limited - This Is Not A Lovesong
45 Grave - Party (the Story of Sabine)
Battalion of Saints - Intercourse

[this set made me come]
Laurie Anderson - Song from America on the Move
The Fall - Eat Y'Self Fitter
The Effigies - A Tight Blue Cut

Out of Order - Concerned (from The Middle of America)
Aggression - The Smell (from Nardcore)
TheSplendor of Fear - Mexican Bandit
Clock DVA - Silent (from The Industrial Records Story) !
Dorothy - I Confess (from The Industrial Records Story) !!!

Root Boy Slim - 21st Century Man !!!
Terveet Kadet - Outo Mas (MaximumRocknroll presents Welcome to 1984)!
Olho Seco - Nada (MaximumRocknroll presents Welcome to 1984) !
Tragic Mulatto - Gossip

Hiller Hibber - Bass schlafen Rabe... !!
Gothic Girls - Glass Baby (MC Megamix)
Big Boys - History

Soloman Kane - Twilight Kane(from The Sound of Hollywood Girls) !!!
Couch Flambeu - ADM 12/ Last Scorpion Hunt
The Smiths - Girl Afraid

Siouxie and the Banshees - Dazzle
Helene Sage - frissons dans la cochlee (from In Fractured Silence)
T.S.O.L. - What If They Gave a War and No One Came? (from Flipside Vinyl Fanzine Vol. 1)

Butthole Surfers - Bar B-Q Pope
The Dickies - Gigantor (from Flipside Vinyl Fanzine Vol. 1)
Was (Not Was) - Ba-Lue olivar Ba-Lues Are (from A Tribute to Thelonious Monk)
Mark Bingham - Brilliant Corners (from A Tribute to Thelonious Monk)
Bitch - I'm in Love (from The Sound of Hollywood Girls)

Ghostigital - Good Morning #!

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

what would we do?

Mick Jagger - Music from the 1969 Kenneth Anger film "Invocation of My Demon Brother"

Itchee Fingers -
Jay Dee - Track ten from Donuts

Nico - Nibelugen
The Fall - Living Too Late
Roky Erikson - Creature With the Atom Brain

Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins - Melt Your Heart #
7 Heures Du Matin - My Generation (The Who cover from Girls in the Garage, Pt. 2)
Neko Case - Hold On, Hold On #

The Dynotones - Night of the Ghouls #
DJ Dolores - Ciranda da Madrugada #
P:ano - I felt his presents/Doing the Can Can #

My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult - Mystery Babylon
Trio Macato - Beleza! Beleza! Beleza!

The Frogs - Jewels
Scott Walker - Jackie !
Jacques Brel - Les Prionoms de Paris

The Fabulous Wailers - Tall Cool One !
The Avett Brothers - Matrimony #
Superdanger - Good Vs. Evil # <--they make me want to beat up nerds, also superdanger

New Radiant Storm King - From a Roof #

Mott the Hoople - Ready for Love/After Lights
Butthole Surfers - Goofy's Concern

Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy - Famous N Dandy (Like Amos N Andy)!
Ladysmith Black Mambazo w/ Taj Mahal - Mbube

for the love of pete, even if you hate the player, don't hate the game

So I was just listening to the Spanish hip hop and reggaeton station (93.5, apparently) and I heard a song featuring recent Oscar-winners Three 6 Mafia where they were imploring me to "shake it like a rattlesnake", which seemed a bit more of a stretch than certain other metaphors I've been invited to shake (i.e. a polaroid picture, a salt shaker, etc.)

As many of you know, I've always wanted to be a rap superstar, but I busted my flow eight years ago in a tragic rollerblading incident. After much soul searching, I've decided that I'm willing to settle for a carreer as a ghost writer for rap superstars. As such, I've decided to compile a list of shakey things.

BEHOLD!

Things That Shake or Are Shaken
maracas
dice
bottled juice
diet shakes
subterranean California faultlines
happy dog's tails
Lotto balls
Spirograph
googly eyes
the very cold
aerosol cans
jackhammers
James Bond's martinis
rattles
roll, as in shake, rattle and
epileptics, grand mal
epileptics, petit mal

I really like that last one, check this out:
"Shake it like a petit mal, come on and swallow that tongue"

Things That Do Not Shake in and of Themselves, but Bend, Twist, Fold or are otherwise Stretched Out (i.e. "that Laffy Taffy")
bendy straws
a paycheck
the time we have on this planet
waistbands
Plasticman
joins, ball-and-socket
joints, hinge
space age polymers
chewed gum
joy buzzers
Chubby Checker
Twister, the Milton Bradley foreplay game
Twister, the Bill Paxton/chick from"Mad About You" weather-adventure film
folding chairs
fresh laundry

that one works as well:
"Fold it like fresh laundry bitch, I wanna Snuggle"

please forward this to any and all famous rappers you may know. thank you.

Friday, March 03, 2006

that hippie shit

[note to self: rip all these albums,burn all these cds, everything kicked taint]

Genesis - The Return of the Giant Hogweed
Finch - Pisces

Billie Holiday - body and Soul
David Bowie - See Emily Play
The Electric Prunes - Sold to the Highest Bidder -!!!
Brian Auger's Oblivion Express - The Sword

Lou Reed - Take aWalk on the Wild Side
Mandalaland - Determination
Tomorrow - Three Jolly Little Dwarfs

Polysics - I My Me Mine #
Yid Vicious - A Vicious Bulgar
Measles Mumps Rubella - Algorithm of Desire

Sly Stone - I get High on You
The Other Half - Feathered Fish (Country Joe & the Fish Cover)/Flight of the Dragon Lady
Paul Horn + Nexus - Somba
Paul Revere & the Raiders - Good Thing

Tic Code - exembox #!
Kraftwerk - Airwaves
The Jimmy Castor Bunch - Drifting <--song sucked ass, had to cut it, but flowed seamlessly into....
Dewey Redman - Seven and One

the Deviants - Billy the Monster
the Kinks - Sweet Lady Genieveve
Frank Zappa - Rudy Wants to Buy YezaDrink

Patti Smith - Gloria
Surrealistic Pillow - 3/5 of a Mile in 10 Seconds
Gil Scott Heron and Brian Jackson - The Summer of 42

Gabriel Bondage - Babylon 5
Mutantese Arnolpho Lima Filho - Top top

Eric Burdon & War - Paint It Black